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    Regina texts the wrong number and winds up with an anonymous confidant. Emma goes on a terrible blind date and winds up in a relationship with the worst person ever.

    The best love triangles are (not-so-)straight lines.

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    16 Oct 2025

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    Post-midseason finale, one year later. An amnesiac Henry returns to his grandparents' castle in the Enchanted Forest, where he quickly grows fascinated with the mysterious sorceress who's training his mother in magic– and who's the one person in the castle he's forbidden to ever meet.

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    04 Aug 2025

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    Our Pokémon gym. It’s not quite our son, but it still makes Emma’s heart flutter a tiny bit.

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    03 Aug 2025

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    And Regina thinks, and she can’t remember the last time that Emma’s hexed her in the halls. She remembers Emma passing her a telescope during Astronomy without a single snide word, and she remembers Emma fighting with others this year but never her.

     

     

     

     

    She stares at Emma, uncomprehending, and Emma says, “Parents suck,” with so much finality in her voice that it strikes Regina as an odd statement for an orphan to say.

    “Almost as much as uppity Gryffindors do,” Regina says grudgingly, and for once she isn’t talking about Emma. Emma grins and bumps her shoulder, and Regina hexes her as she leaves the room because frankly, she doesn’t need a white knight.

     

    (The grimdark post-Hogwarts fake dating fic that literally no one (except hopefully comet) ever wanted. Guess we're all stuck with it now!)

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    24 Jul 2025

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    “So?” Alex prompts.

    Kara looks up from the styrofoam container, already having broken apart her chopsticks. “So what?”

    “What do you mean so wha—Kara!” Kara freezes, chopsticks hanging in midair clutching a piece of kung pao chicken. There is real frustration and confusion in Alex’s voice. “Imagine my surprise when I sign in at the front desk and the nurse says that my sister-in-law is stable right now. Wanna tell me why you’re playing house to visit your best friend in the hospital?”

    Kara sets the chicken down. “Alex…”

    “Kara, you have ten seconds to explain why the entire staff thinks you and Lena are married and the answer had better not actually involve marriage or I swear to god I’ll…”

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    In which Kara is a whole entire idiot, Alex is a permanent mood, and Lena is just glad Kara is there for her, as her fake wife, while she recovers from another quarterly attempt on her life.

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    21 Feb 2025