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Harry never expected to spend eighth year listening to Draco Malfoy wanking.
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12 Dec 2025
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In the middle of a war, Hermione is stuck in the middle of nowhere.
With Draco Malfoy.
Without her friends, her magic, or her books, she has only her wits to rely on to survive her plight- to say nothing of her company. They've declared a truce, but somehow Draco keeps slipping past all her defences.Stranded together in the wilderness, Hermione and Draco are in for cold nights, endless snark, bad wine, and some interesting scars.
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16 Nov 2025
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After years abroad, Rose is back and feeling replaced by Scorpius Malfoy - why is he best friends with every single one of her cousins?? But it's hardly Malfoy's fault he gets along famously with the entire Potter-Weasley family even as Rose can barely have a moment alone with her cousins or parents without Scorpius. But isn't Rose constantly turning up at his favorite pub? And isn't it really Rose who seems to be everywhere he turns after never being around for years? Why are either of them so worried about the other always being around?
*I'm not great at naming things...
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06 Nov 2025
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No one could argue it wasn't a bit unconventional for an unmated omega to share her flat with an alpha. But Theo’s propensity for wandering into her bedroom uninvited aside, Hermione and Theo have a perfectly workable system in place. Hermione has her heats at the Ministry-run clinic. Theo sneaks off to his mate for his ruts. And their flat is blessedly sexless.
Correction. They had a perfectly workable system.
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17 Oct 2025
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For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
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16 Oct 2025