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    Pure Vanilla visits White Lily to talk about his growing feelings for Shadow Milk. She doesn't understand but if he was willing to stand up to all of them and give the Beast a chance to change then she supposes she has no other choice but to support him. Unfortunately for them, her faerie subjects get the wrong idea of why the two Ancients are meeting more frequently and decide to take matters into their own hands.

    A potion to bring forth hidden affections given to the one cookie that has some form of love for every single person he's ever known means now White Lily has to try and keep an increasingly cuddly Pure Vanilla from embarrassing himself in front of everyone he crosses paths with. And when Shadow Milk shows up, she needs to keep him from making a mistake that may just drive the jester away for good.

    Pure Vanilla is lucky she's always been good at figuring out spell craft... and with an extremely reluctant Shadow Milk's help, maybe they can break this lovestruck haze that her friend is trapped in.

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    Someone wanted Viridescent Outfit PV but with the ShadowVanilla ship. I decided to make it thousands of words of angst repairing many cookie's relationships while I'm at it.

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    He is thirteen when he first realizes something is wrong.

    Not wrong in the sense that he is sick or injured, but wrong in that something was fundamentally missed in the creation of, well, him. Somewhere, some god or the fates or power of a kind forgot to erase something when putting together the pieces that made Percy Jackson Percy Jackson.

    Someone’s memories.

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    Percy Jackson is the demigod son of Poseidon. But he is also someone else, someone who should be long dead, and who he should not remember being. This presents a few problems. Namely: what do you do when you were reborn incorrectly?

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    A case of mistaken identity brings Pure Vanilla to the doorstep of the Blueberry Yoghurt Academy; the oldest and most distinguished institution in Crispia.

    Now, if only he could convince everyone that he really isn't who they're looking for.


    Nearly a millennia since the fall of the Yeast continent, a prophecy dawns upon the world—of five Cookies, destined to become the new generation of Virtues.

    As the Fount of Knowledge, it is his duty to find them and prepare for the return of his former friends.

    Personally, Shadow Milk thinks it's a load of bullshit.

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    23 Oct 2025

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    The so-called Herald of Andraste was a monster, the Elder One was unstoppable, and Dorian no longer had any reason to keep fighting.

    Right up until he was presented with a way of undoing it all.

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    The Joker’s grin faded instantly the moment Danny’s foot collided with his crotch, letting out a sharp, involuntary and ugly sound, before yelping again as Danny slammed his other foot into one of the Joker’s shoes.

    The crowd went silent.

    Just as the Joker’s grip loosened on Danny, he sent his elbow flying backwards, knocking the Joker in the ribs, sending him back. It gave Danny a chance to escape, and he quickly ran to stand behind Batman, Nightwing, and Robin, who all looked in various degrees of shock (Robin), morbid glee (Nightwing), and even a bit of surprise from the big bad Batman himself.

    “Why—you—” The Joker managed out between sharp inhales of pain.

    Danny turned, and Tim could see the smirk from the crowd. “Oh, I’m sorry. I thought you said you liked performance art.”

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    24 Jun 2025