Lurking_potato
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Go read knives and spices, this is me chucking a different personality into a splinter universe version.
Anyway. Some people are heroes, some people plan, bide their time and act, fight and proactively lead themselves and those around them to better times.
Some people just endure, 'cause sometimes the first step is simply to survive.I have no idea where this is going to summary will update as I go. Same with tags.
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That Time Fox's Fat Tits Saved The Galaxy by Amity_Ax
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
23 Dec 2025
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SmallPondInABigFish: https://gwh.feedourtroopers.gov/?=gallery
rex_everything: HHBWHAAA??
blywood: what the actual kriff??
Wolfy: LMAOOO THIS IS GREAT
blywood: Why is this a government holosite????
blywood: Hello????????
SmallPondInABigFish: OK SO IM NOT LOSING MY KARKING MARBLES RN
SmallPondInABigFish: THERE IS A GOVERNMENT APPROVED HOLOSITE FOR SOURCING TROOPER TITS
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Fox starts selling pictures of his tits online. This is the fallout. (And the reason why.)
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Diary of an Emperor by orphan_account
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
13 Jan 2022
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Dear Diary,
I am writing this diary because Shank, the motherfucking shebs, thinks it will help me move through whatever trauma I went through that took my memories. There are two problems that I have identified with this plan so far.
Problem 1: my trauma is not a bowel movement, so I don’t exactly know what Shank thinks will start moving here.
Problem 2: I am now the Emperor.
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Our Guard (a docu-holo sponsored by the Coruscant Communications Bureau) by FortinbrasFTW
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
26 Oct 2021
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Nonstop civilian protest duty for over a month, the senate's latest hobby seems to be getting abducted for kicks, and now he had to deal with a camdroid shaped pain-in-the-ass following his every move. The powers that be seemed to think that putting him and the rest of the Guard in some holo was the best way to work up some civilian sympathy. Well, at least there was no way his day could get any worse...
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life in the hyyperlane by CallToMuster
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
17 Mar 2023
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Anakin had come to the very obvious conclusion that Obi-Wan Kenobi was completely, horribly inept with technology.
Obi-Wan had come to the even more obvious conclusion that his Padawan was the most gullible and unobservant person in the entire galaxy.
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I Karking Hate Qui-Gon Jinn by OrianDCate
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
17 Jan 2023
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The first time Mace Windu meets Qui-Gon Jinn, he gets his ass handed to him. From then on, a one-sided enmity is born, and Mace goes the rest of his life making decisions based on one question: what would Jinn do? Naturally, of course, he then does the exact opposite. Mace develops Vaapad, trains Depa Billaba and Obi-Wan Kenobi, makes friends with Dooku, and generally does everything he can to kark Qui-Gon Jinn over.
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Bookmarked by Lurking_potato
07 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Mace being overly competent and driven 10/10