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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    Human AU

    Professor Aziraphale Fell finds himself in an unusual location, where he meets an unusual man.

    Generally set in his ways, Aziraphale slowly learns that “unusual” can be devilishly divine.

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    19 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Now that Metatron's plans have been thwarted and the humans are safe, Aziraphale and Crowley share a glass of wine in the bookshop. They've mended the world, but what about their own relationship? Where do they go from here?

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    16 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 60

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    Crowley’s just trying to survive his night shifts at Tesco without punching a customer or dying of jam-related rage.
    He’s got weird regulars, haunted pineapple refunds, and zero patience left until a soft-spoken man in a cashmere coat appears asking about lemon curd like it’s a matter of national security.
    Aziraphale wasn’t planning to fall in love in the jam aisle.
    He just wanted to bake for his book club.
    One keeps coming back for excuses he definitely hasn’t thought through.
    The other’s slowly losing his grip on reality.
    Together, they’re what happens when retail hell meets a truly inconvenient romance.

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    11 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    300 word snapshots of Aziraphale and Crowley's antics. The tone overall will be whimsical, light and silly, but there will occasionally be angstier pieces. There won't be any smut, not even upon request. Sorry. I'm asexual, and don't feel comfortable with it. Thanks for understanding! :)

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    10 Apr 2026

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    Anthony J. Crowley isn’t up to much these days.
    In fact, you could almost say his days as a rockstar are pretty much behind him. Rotting in bed all day, with half-written songs plaguing him and no lyrics to speak of, everything points to his career being over for good.
    That is until Maggie, his manager, claims to have found him the perfect lyricist to get him out of his slump. And what better way to get the creative juices flowing than spending a whole month together in a secluded cottage on the Isle of Skye?
    Provided Crowley’s attempts at making the man run for the hills aren’t successful…

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    “You wrote these lyrics,” Crowley repeated just to make sure he’d understood correctly. “The lyrics about sucking dick. You wrote them.”
    The stranger wrinkled his nose, a blush appearing on his rounded cheeks. “Well, it’s actually meant to be an exploration of taste and touch as a way to connect with another person, as well as a metaphor for–”
    “Sucking dick,” Crowley completed for him.
    “Mmh,” the man hummed noncommittally, lips pursed in both annoyance and embarrassment.

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    10 Apr 2026