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Naruto Uzumaki was never going to stay hidden.
When the Akatsuki dared to take Kashi, they had no idea who they’d crossed. Naruto might be a kid, but he’s also the son of the genius ninja Kakashi Hatake. That means he’ll find a way to bring Kashi home, no matter what. Sage Mode. Shinobi terrorists. Pain himself. Bring it on. Naruto will face down the Sage himself if it means saving the man who raised him.
Because for Naruto, “family” isn’t who you’re born to. It’s who you bleed for.(A missing-nin Kakashi raises Naruto AU with sage-mode shenanigans, feral but supportive Kurama, the unyielding loyalty that is Maito Gai, and the unrelenting chaos that is Naruto’s “you hurt my dad” mode. Sequel to The Fox Runs to Sand.)
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- Part 3 of Fast the Fox, Bright the Fire
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Kakashi Hatake died when he was five-years-old. Maito Gai found a dying silver haired boy with a collar around his neck when he was sixteen-years-old. These two things have an unfortunate connection: Kakashi Hatake.
Kidnapped and raised as a weapon, conditioned to heel and obey, Kakashi was never meant to be found. But he was. And it’s turned Maito Gai’s life upside down. With a boy who’s more wolf than human, a grieving Hokage, and a vengeful Sannin, Gai finds himself smack dab in the middle of a mess he’s not equipped to handle. But pack is pack.
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Kakashi Hatake is a terrible traitor.
He fled the Hidden Leaf over a decade ago. But despite his missing-nin status, Kakashi keeps getting pulled into their messes. Between a shinobi terrorist group, a sassy fifteen-year-old, and a snarky chakra fox, Kakashi doesn't have time to deal with the Hidden Leaf's problem. But when the Akatsuki make the mistake of messing with his kid, Kakashi is more than willing to side with the Leaf. Come hell or high water, he'll do whatever it takes to keep Naruto safe.
And hell hath no fury like a Hatake scorned.(A missing-nin Kakashi adopts Naruto AU featuring best friend Gaara, pervy uncle Jiraiya, sass master Kurama, and a very, very confused Konoha
1211. Sequel to The Fox Runs From Fire.)Series
- Part 2 of Fast the Fox, Bright the Fire
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Sakumo Hatake never expected to survive his shame, let alone return to the village that hated him. But for Kakashi, he would do anything.
When a rescued child whispers long kept secrets of rot and ruin, Kakashi’s name lingers in the air and reaches Sakumo’s ears. Raging against guilt, political threats, and the ghosts of the man he used to be, Sakumo storms back into Konoha to pull his son from the ROOT of the problem. What he finds instead is a young teen that follows orders like oxygen, a science experiment that’s never known a life outside being a handler, and a young Hokage that has no clue what to do with any of it.
And Sakumo? He’s the coward that ran. He doesn’t have a redemption arc.
Just a house full of silence.
Two boys who flinch at kindness.
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Naruto didn’t mean to start it up again. He’s the Hokage, for Sage’s sake. He’s a respectable member of society. But Sukea just walked by and Boruto said - and he quotes - “Hey Old Man Kakashi”. And now Naruto has to know if his ENTIRE life has been a LIE.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
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Fast the Fox, Bright the Fire by MelodramaticCoffeeAddict
Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
29 Dec 2025
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Kakashi Hatake makes exactly one (1) impulsive decision in his life, and now he has an overly energetic kid, a sassy fox spirit, and an honorary uncle who is absolutely not a good influence.
Also, he may have committed treason. Oops.
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He’s returned to where it all began, the place that marked the beginning of the end. This time, he’ll save the ones he loves, whatever it takes.
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Luffy and Zoro time travel back to the early days and split up, in order to change the events of the first timeline for the better. Of course, they find their way back to one another eventually.
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A Genin's Guide to Not Dying a Horribly Painful Death by Mistress_Kakashi546
Fandoms: Naruto
10 May 2020
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A story in which: Sakura realizes she needs to get her shit together or risk having her body shipped home in a storage scroll, Kakashi recognizes that he needs to treat his students less like children and more like the tiny little killing machines they are, and Sasuke and Naruto figure out the key part of a "friendly rivalry" is the friendly bit. Sakura-centric.
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"But this Not-Sensei soulmate guy could be anybody," Naruto whines.
Sasuke narrows his eyes. "No. He tried to act like Kakashi, use his techniques. He must be familiar with him already..."
"They could be childhood friends!" Sakura gasps.
"Sensei has friends?" Naruto asks, squinting at Obito.
"Or he's a stalker." Sasuke grips the kunai he still hasn't put away.
"I'm not a stalker," Obito lies, pushing away the kunai edging towards him.
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(A soulmate bodyswap AU)
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The Hidden Leaf Village in Naruto's time seems to have forgotten just why the village was founded and have lost their way. Through a mishap with a hiraishin seal, Tobirama finds himself during Naruto's time and he is having none of this nonsense. His brother may be gone, but he won't stand to have Hashirama's dream trampled so.
And if he has to cause a civil war or burn the village down to the ground? Well that depends on how much resistance he meets.
All Tobirama does know for certain is that no child will suffer underneath the protection of Konoha and if he has to take them in and care for them himself, then he will.
**here's to hoping updating existing chapters doesn't send out update alerts/emails. I'm doing some sporadic editing of this fic. Just some grammar, punctuation, and small facts. Sorry if I confuse anyone.**
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