12 Works by Metatron

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    Although Lucy MacLean left the Griffith Observatory with the Ghoul, she still wants to make sure that Maximus made it out alright. When she uses her Pip-Boy to send a message to the Brotherhood of Steel inbox she found and asks after Max's status, Lucy has no idea that the 'top-level inbox' she came across...really does mean the TOP. Arthur Maxson, High Elder of the Brotherhood of Steel, has just gained a new pen pal. And boy, does this Vault Dweller have some interesting things to say about what the West Coast chapter has been up to...

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    Chapters:
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    120
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    26
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    After a little while on the surface, Lucy MacLean realizes that many of the things she learned about sex while in the Vault don't apply to the outside world. She's going to have to remedy this and learn more if she wants to get that Ghoul's attention and give him a good time. When circumstance hands her a group of unwitting Wastelanders to conduct her survey research on, she discovers there are a lot more opinions on sexual behavior out there than she anticipated. Time would tell if any of them would be the key to resolving the growing tension between Lucy and her travelling buddy.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    14
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    134
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    "You know," Lucy said with a sheepish expression, like she was admitting something shameful, "Out of all the people I ever knew in the Vault, I always thought someone honorable like Cooper Howard would have been who the world really needed when we went out to restart civilization."

    "I also had a huge, raging crush on him," she added, after a moment.

    The Ghoul formerly known as Cooper Howard wasn't really sure how he felt about all that.

    AKA: Lucy Maclean learns it's all fine and good to have a thing for a long-dead prewar movie star, up until said movie star isn't actually long-dead and turns out to be your asshole radioactive gunslinger travelling partner.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    39
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    828
    Bookmarks:
    141
    Hits:
    7,102
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    The universe can be pretty big and scary, especially if you’re an 8-inch tall alien jellybean baby. Thankfully this one has a newly Imposter-ed Orange to take care of him. But when you’re on the run from a space organization devoted to rooting out Imposters and killing them while at the same time fighting to survive in the unyielding void, is that enough?

    (Continuing the story of Orange and Bean from 'like son, like father'!)

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    21,085
    Chapters:
    4/8
    Comments:
    92
    Kudos:
    667
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    7,214
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    “Oh. You didn’t even know?” White laughed. He took a step closer to Cyan, suit still dripping with Lime’s blood. “That’s pathetic. How can you claim he’s your friend when you don’t even know who he really is? What he really is?”

    (aka, basically, 'what if the imposter falls in love with his cute clueless crewmate and then protects him from the other imposter?')

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    15,782
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    111
    Kudos:
    1,916
    Bookmarks:
    142
    Hits:
    26,166
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    Orange never wanted a mini-crewmate of his own. But when one of his crewmates is ejected for being an Imposter, Orange finds himself adopting the one she left behind.
    ...What he can't figure out is if they're supposed to have this many TEETH.

    (aka, what happens if a regular crewmate adopts a mini-Imposter)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    1,517
    Bookmarks:
    178
    Hits:
    14,223
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    "Why do you hate me, Thawne?" Barry whispered.
    "It doesn't matter anymore."
    "No, it does. If I'm going to be trapped inside this fucking Speed Force purgatory with you, I want to know the truth."

    After being erased from existence (again), Eobard Thawne wakes up inside a Limbo-world inside the Speed Force, only to be joined by Barry Allen who just sacrificed himself to take Jay Garrick's place in the Speed Force and stop the destruction of Central City. It turns out that be stuck together in a world where they can't kill each other might change more than a speedster would think.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,991
    Chapters:
    13/25
    Comments:
    122
    Kudos:
    370
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    8,205
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    Barry Allen is very fond of kissing, Eobard Thawne can't find the perfect present, and there is mistletoe on the ceiling.

    For the prompt: "who has placed mistletoe in every room of the house to get in as many kisses as possible and who is exasperatedly questioning 'this is the 5th timE TODAY WHERE IS ALL THIS MISTLETOE COMING FROM?' before sighing and leaning in"

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    English
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    3,590
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1,690
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    Barry Allen woke up after being frozen in ice for more than seventy years to a world he hardly recognized. A world where alien invasions happen regularly, it's not clear who the real enemy is, and his best friend is still dead.

    aka an EoBarry Captain America: The Winter Solider AU.

    Series
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    English
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    1,544
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    553
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    “Tell me, Thawne, did the other Flash ever do this?” Barry whispers, just barely nipping at Eobard’s neck. “Did he ever fuck you?”

    (aka, A self-indulgent Flashpoint cage sex fic, because there are never enough of those)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,440
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2,457
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    Jeb Bush discovers Ted Cruz's real identity as the Zodiac Killer, and teams up with an unlikely group of Democrats and Republicans in order to take the Zodiac down. Chaos ensues. Also, Crubio.

    Language:
    English
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    4,134
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1,591
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    A series of unfortunate events lead to Arthur having to take the bus to work, something he'd really rather not do. However by chance he meets a man named Merlin, and suddenly Arthur finds himself taking the bus a whole lot more often.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,883
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,091

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