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Pansy Parkinson had sworn off dating, tired of all the wizards who failed to impress her. Suddenly, at age 38 she found her friends coupled up. Granger + Malfoy, Potter + Nott, and where did she fit in? 🤷🏻♀️
Was Pansy shy? Never.
Was she timid? No.
Was she uncertain of her sex appeal? Ridiculous.
And yet... with the one wizard she craved she was stuck in the friend zone. 😡Blaise Zabini was a mystery, and whenever Pansy was near the tall, fit, African-Italian wizard she felt...unhinged. Feral. Consumed by lustful thoughts of submitting her petite curvy body to his tall, dark and handsome will. 🥵
Blaise needs help to get out of a betrothal. Pansy is happy to assist. 😁
Will their fake dating scheme succeed in freeing him to pursue the one he's wanted since Hogwarts? Will their friends pitch in for the plot? Will they travel to his homeland in Africa? And will Pansy’s heart survive the ordeal?
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Hermione Granger Malfoy had a long day at the Ministry of Magic.
She returned home but has trouble letting go. Maybe a certain blond Slytherin prince, aka her husband, can help.
Fortunately, that's exactly what is on Draco's Thursday night agenda.
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Hermione is working on a very strange project. A house that is full of curses, traps, and strange happenings. It is owned by the ministry and her boss, Bill Weasley, as head of the Department of Mysteries makes the decision to hire an outside contractor. An expert in structural magic. Much to Hermione's surprise and dismay, this expert is Draco Malfoy. Most surprising of all perhaps is that he shows up on a motorcycle, covered in tattoos, and listening to rock music. She thought she knew who he was, but he continues to surprise her as they work together. Reacquainting themselves with their friends after some distance, only to find that their friend groups have merged right under their noses. It doesn't take long for the tension to build between them. And just where will that lead them? Oh...and he is irritatingly competent. At everything.
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- Part 1 of Reacquainted
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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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02 Aug 2025