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Starring top alpha female Childe x bottom male Zhongli
“You… need your hands… to measure my chest and waist… for a shirt?”
“Of course! Far more scientifically accurate that any measuring tape out there.”
In a sneaky attempt at matchmaking, Hu Tao sets up Zhongli with a visit to internationally renowned celebrity fashion designer, Ajax, who has her very own exclusive boutique. As soon as she sets sights on this beautiful customer, Ajax makes it her mission to possess and ravish him - but first, she must convince him that an eccentric genius of a fashion designer must use her own hands to measure his body for garment sizing.
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“A breast window, more like a window of opportunity.”
Zhongli buys a sexy keyhole sweater with a naughty breast window, sends his husband a selfie, and now Childe can't wait to ravish him the second he gets home. Childe's long held dream of receiving a boob job from Zhongli comes true, while the latter wears the sweater - followed by steamy sex because these two can't keep their hands off each other.
Written by me and illustrated by the super talented @noriakeiii on Twitter/X
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A series of oneshots celebrating Zhongli's massive voluptuous honkers as well as his juicy dumptruck of an ass, and Childe's humungous dick. Completely silly and lighthearted, unapologetically horny and naughty. Each chapter is standalone and can be read separately. A collection of totally self indulgent jokes about harbinger dick, and archon boobs and butt.
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Wrong Place…. Right Time? (Tartali NSFW Week 2024) by MystiqueMisha
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
07 Dec 2024
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Zhongli buys some extremely provocative custom made lingerie and ends up sending pictures to his lover during an important diplomatic business, with some very interesting and spicy consequences. Featuring top female alpha Childe who has all the omegas and betas swooning over her, but she has eyes (and erections) only for one. Featuring bottom male omega Zhongli, who channels all his seductive energy into pampering his young lover.
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Childe goes after the thugs who stole the cor lapis laden gold bracelet he'd gifted his baby sister Tonia. He's the best big brother ever - but the thieves are about to find out how diabolical, terrifying and unhinged he can be.
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Harudai Crack Smut Oneshots by MystiqueMisha
Fandom: 富豪刑事 - 筒井康隆 | Fugou Keiji | Millionaire Detective - Tsutsui Yasutaka, 富豪刑事 Balance:UNLIMITED | Fugou Keiji: Balance:Unlimited (Anime)
25 Nov 2020
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Call me, Beep me by beebuzz
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Feb 2019
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Prompt: Phone Sex
“Uh, what are you wearing?”
Despite his pants being halfway down his legs, Bakugou stopped moving and scowled at his bedroom door. “No. Fuck you. Try again.”
“I don’t know what to say!” Kirishima squeaked on the other end of call. “This is hard.”
“And unsurprisingly, I’m not.” Phone cradled between his ear and his shoulder, he shucked his pants and boxers off and into the floor. “Ask me again.”- Language:
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Bookmarked by MystiqueMisha
17 Feb 2019
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Angsty smut. Smutty angst? Smangst?
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Sometimes Julian feels like an augur of old, trying to discern the deeper meanings in the flight patterns and calls of birds. An eagle flew west and shat on an old man’s head by the marketplace during the third full moon, so clearly that means the kingdom will fall within the year, and Asra will favor Julian with a genuine smile.
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29 Nov 2018
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Soon enough as always joy and comfort morphed into something more grotesque. Julian could feel the shame and despair slowly crawl and dig away into his mind. Why did he let himself go so far? That feeling of true freedom, of his thoughts and will being stripped away. It left him with a memory which didn’t feel like his own. It was like observing someone else’s consciousness.
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25 Nov 2018
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Julian reminds the apprentice of the time she glamoured him to look like Asra; and then reminds her that magic can be used for kinky fun.
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25 Nov 2018
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“Welcome back!” Julian said. “So, how was your talk with Nadia? Did she tell you how much trouble I’m in after ruining her dinner party again? Is she going to have me locked in the dungeon or give me lashings?”
“No, she didn’t say anything. She probably expects you to ruin her dinner parties by now. I think the only reason she still invites you is as a distraction.” Asra paused. “You’re always so preoccupied with your own suffering. Although, I suppose that may be useful tonight if you’re so keen on getting punished.”
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18 Nov 2018
