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    The Old Ones said Hindsight is 20/20. When Aloy and the gang wake up in the weeks before the proving, with memories of what is clearly the future, they set out to make some changes.

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    Snippets, shorts and longer pieces based around my Dragon Age headcanon.

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    Yggdrasil, the supercomputer/world tree which contains all of existence, is broken. While the gods work to fix what went wrong, the multiverse has been set to run in a series of timeloops, each anchored by a singularly strong individual who can take the metaphysical strain of being the one to remember every loop. Though in time they may be joined by others who gain awareness of the loops, these anchors have become the singular most important being in their universe, for without them, it would not exsist.

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    Harry Potter is adopted by a retired chemistry professor causing him to become an accidental potions prodigy. Navigating the world of wizards with a strong home base allows Harry to ask important questions like, 'why don't we learn math?' and 'why hasn't everyone read Hogwarts: A History?' and most importantly, 'Why does everyone treat squibs so terribly?"
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    "What would have happened if I didn't bounce? Might've died, I suppose."

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    23 Dec 2025

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    23 Dec 2025

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    Lily was not the only magical in her family. When Uncle Allister failed to get his annual Christmas greeting from his grandniece in 1981, he plucks his head out of the Egyptian sands and heads to Britain to find out what happened.

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    21 Dec 2025

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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

    This Fic is now complete!

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    "Her name is...Hermione," Lucius pronounces the name very carefully, watching Voldemort as if for some reaction. He has none to offer. "She's in my son's year. And she claims to be your daughter."

    Crack!AU where Lord Voldemort thinks Hermione Granger is his daughter.

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    12 Oct 2025