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A pacifist outlaw and an assassin priest walk into a bar by Nimage
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
23 Jul 2025
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Around midday, a pacifist outlaw and an assassin priest walk into a bar to join a dozen of East-of-May’s finest saloon dwellers. As the joke for them always goes — there’s barely been enough time for Wolfwood to lay down his cross and signal for a beer, when the punchline hits like the old man behind the bar throws his cleaning rag into Vash’s face the moment he sees him.
“Get out of here, Stampede; you’re still banned.”
“Ewgh, can’t we forget about the chickens already? It’s been years!”
“I’ll forget and forgive when I’m dead and buried, you fiend!“
The priest sighs, ignores the inevitable wringing of his traveling partner’s neck, and grabs an old menu.
The other patrons nearby perk up hearing the name of every bounty hunters’ dream. Clicks of guns being raised echo around the bar.
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Wolfwood just wants to have a nice and quiet lunch.