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Wildwood, New Jersey.
College athlete Eren Jaeger was raised by the Internet, Rockstar Games, "Jersey Shore", and a mother obsessed with Bollywood movies and leopard print. Nothing in his life is too unordinary. He is the captain of his soccer team, listens to relatively "okay" music, parties a relatively "okay" amount, knows how to kickflip, hasn't gotten over his ex two years after the breakup, went to high school prom with someone he didn't like and had the average teenage boy's Modest Mouse prom depression afterwards; the usual ruthless duty of a 23-year-old.
However, all it takes for Eren's routine to crash is an unfortunate porn site search, because, in the somewhat uneventful life he has been leading, no one taught him how to cope with his soccer coach being a porn star.
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16 Dec 2025
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These Crystalline Hearts by Dragons_Heart for Icecat45
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
07 Apr 2022
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Eren has everything a college student could want. Good friends, a house to himself, a major he loves. His magic makes his life fulfilled in many ways, and he is as close to his patron deity as any witch could hope to be. Too bad no one knows just how close he is, and how close to death and darkness he dances.
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30 Nov 2025
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Most people who present suddenly with superpowers are invited to join the parahuman forces — society’s revered heroes — as one of their beloved own.
When Eren comes into powers of his own all he gets are 24/7 surveillance, hundreds of hours of therapy appointments and a court order to learn sign language.
All in the name of nipping a potential problem in the bud.
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02 Nov 2025
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See eren has this thing where he fucks hot guys and then ghosts out of their lives permanently. Douchey move, yea, but hey it wasn’t going to be nothing more, right? Funny how he’s looking for any excuse to see that Levi dude.
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29 Oct 2025
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"I like the way you kiss me" by MatchstickQ
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
06 Apr 2021
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“Shhh, it was centuries ago.” Levi reached a tentative hand out to pat his friend’s head in comfort. “I’m perfectly fine now. No stab wounds, see?”
“Wha— Stab wounds?!” Eren cried, flinging his arms around Levi once more. “No! I won’t let them stab you!! I’ll— I’ll fight whoever stabbed you! Don’t die on meeeeee, Leviiii!”
“I’m not dying, idiot. It was a long, long time ago. Do you remember Cleopatra? It was sometime around when she died.”
Eren gasped as tears kept dripping down his cheeks. “Now she’s dying too?! So many people today……” He pulled back suddenly, eyes shining with misplaced worry. “Did she stab you? I’ll fight her! Don’t care about the snakes, I’mma get to her throne so fast and- and- I'll stab her too!!! Then I’ll come back and save you.”
"Bloody hell, you're dumb today."
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Eren and Levi, despite the incredibly high alcohol tolerance that they've built up over the centuries, manage to get drunk off of wine that they definitely didn't steal. Somehow, through the grief and loss, they get closer than they'd ever imagined they could.
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28 Sep 2025