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Ed knows his father is probably important. When Al was really little, Mom would say that his job was gluing Xerxes back together whenever it broke. As far as Ed's' concerned, that's still a shitty excuse for leaving for ten years.
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People always told Zeetha to bare the marks her sword sisters gave her with pride; her biggest defiance was wearing her twin's touch just as openly.
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- Part 2 of Color Palettes
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In the span of a little less than ten minutes, Kay had stolen a carriage, kidnapped a princess, and fought off a group of deadly assassins. All in all, it was a very interesting first date.
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a spoonful of diamonds by ProfessorESP
Fandoms: Teen Titans (Animated Series), Young Justice (Cartoon)
03 May 2018
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Concept: mundane au where Malchior is Raven’s shitty ex who corners her in a restaurant and Kaldur is a line cook who pretends to be the boyfriend she’s waiting for so he can smuggle her into the back room “until his shift ends.” The twenty minutes it takes for Malchior to finally leave are spent with Kaldur making little glances at her every time he has a spare moment (just to check she’s okay. Obviously) while threatening to dump sauce on all the co-workers who tell him to give her his number, and Raven repeatedly making accidental eye contact with him as she recounts to the Titans group chat how this extremely beautiful man saved her from The Dragon and everyone tells her to make out with him because they’re terrible friends.
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drop a lifelong curse on your own last name by ProfessorESP
Fandoms: Girl Genius (Webcomic)
02 May 2018
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Violetta should have known that Tarvek would try to burn off his name as soon as it showed up, the idiot. Didn't he know that was supposed to be her job?
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His Grace, Duke William Heterodyne, invites you to celebrate the occasion of Kay Heterodyne's departure from the Kingdom of Arbeal, to be fostered with the High Queen's court until the end of seven years. Guests will receive a full course dinner and an opportunity for socializing and dance.
Or; there's a party downstairs and Agatha isn't allowed to go.
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- Part 1 of Children of Oberon (are heroes)
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Pandora is a breeding ground for gods. Everyone needs to believe that someone, somewhere has the power to lessen their suffering and bring order to their lives. Maya may not believe in gods anymore, but she does believe in Lilith. That might be enough.
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Agatha carries her family on her back, on her shoulders, on the calluses of her hands.
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- Part 1 of Color Palettes
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The Kirin leaned back and bared its teeth once again. “Then I will spare your life on these terms: that on the day of your wedding you open the gates for me as an old friend, that you set for me a place at the banquet as if I was a guest of honor, that following the day of your wedding you leave your uncle’s lands to serve me for three years; and that all this you tell no one but the princess who is to be your wife.”
The story of a prince, a princess, and a magical beast; a fairy tale in three parts.
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"Tell me a story? Please? The one about the girl with the long, red hair!"
"Hm. I don't know if I remember that one."
"Come on, please? No one else will tell it to me!"
"They won't, huh? Alright, I'll give it a try. I think it went something like this..." -
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Your name is not Kai in this story, but it is not Gerda either.
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The only thing worse than having your friends discuss your sex life is having your friends make puns about your sex life.
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Five stories about Siblings.
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she's a jolly roger 'til she answers for her crimes by ProfessorESP
Fandoms: Girl Genius
28 Jan 2016
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Both being members of Europa's rather small community of professional killers, Violetta and Bang meet a lot.
That doesn't mean Violetta has to like it.
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"Do you know the story of how he became king?"
"Of course! The Queen of the Mines and the Lamp That Summoned the Night! Good summer solstice story."
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Agatha's uncle Klaus presents a beautiful gift to her one Christmas Eve: a nutcracker clank in need of repair. But later that night Agatha discovers that there's a lot more to his story, and to her other toys, than she first believed.
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There were a lot of reasons Gil stopped sleeping. Stress related insomnia, anxiety over the possibility of missing developments in Mechanicsburg, fear that every moment he spent unconscious gave the fragment of his father’s mind control over his body.
But if Gil was honest with himself, the real reason was the dreams.
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The Lady of the Lake, in her immortal wisdom, decided that the Court of Camelot deserved a second chance at settling their differences and striving towards happiness.
Hopefully they don't fuck it up.Series
- Part 2 of The Opposite of Amnesia
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Alya gathers the gang at Marinette's house for nefarious purposes. Like drinking games.
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Will has mixed feelings about his first year at college.