Sassyburger
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In Memoriam: Let's Make Brownies (and learn to parent along the way) by Sassyburger
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Feb 2023
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Aizawa and Present Mic carry on a tradition started by their departed friend, Shirakumo Oboro, which is a fancy way to say they make edibles and bang.
Add in Yamada having a filthy mouth, Aizawa being totally into it, Shinsou having the world's worst timing, and lots of married banter and you can make a whole weekend out of it.
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I was the match and you were the rock by glittergarbage
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
11 Jul 2021
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Essek looked online, and after deeming most of the ads absurd, caught one that seemed good.
Responsible Roommate Wanted (pets allowed)
Male professor (early 30’s) looking for a responsible housemate to share my 2 bedroom apartment with. Renter must be LGBT friendly, magic friendly, mindful of personal space, and respectful. About me: I'm easygoing, clean, and non-smoking. I do have a cat familiar, named Frumpkin, he is very cute. I am a certified wizard with a masters in transmutation, and I teach at Quay University. If you like to read, we will get along just fine.- Language:
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27 Dec 2025
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Essek clung to her; his fingers gripped the front of her coat. He looked small in a way he never had before, frightened in a way that Caleb hadn’t fully processed he could be. It wasn’t Essek’s nervousness, the anxiety of a brilliant man who could see danger all around him, who could see the falling dominoes and the way the web he had woven had entangled him. It was the fear of a small child, or indeed, a stray cat—the fear of a creature trapped in a terrifying world it did not understand.
Essek, brilliant Essek, Essek who believed he could find the answers to everything, unable to understand a thing—the thought of it stabbed at Caleb’s heart.
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In a world where Trent makes it back to Eiselcross before the Nein do, Essek spends a night under the effects of the Feeblemind spell. Caleb undertakes a duty of care, and the Nein learn how Essek feels about them beneath everything.
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23 Dec 2025
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Essek has a moment to consider that gravity-based trust exercises have never worked for him, and then the spell hits. He leans back into it, falls, falls.
(In which Essek is resurrected by the Mighty Nein and framed for innocence.)
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19 Dec 2025
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There is a gravity that has pulled them together many times. It pulled Caleb’s lips to Essek’s forehead, and Essek’s hands to Caleb’s arms when a tower collapsed upon him. It pulled Caleb to Eiselcross, now, to be at Essek’s side as his life as the Shadowhand dies.
Now, it could pull them together into Aeor.
(Two wizards venture into Aeor - and find that something has woken in the dead city's depths. Something dangerous. Something that will force them to decide what their pasts mean to them, and what they mean to each other.)
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17 Dec 2025
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To Just Exist by artificial_sleep
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
12 Jul 2024
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Shouta gets high with his husband and his best friend on a day off and finds that he quite enjoys it...
I'm picking and choosing what I want from Canon. This can be read as Kuroboro being reintegrated after canon or like Oboro never died as a teenager.
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14 Dec 2025