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    Hmm.

    This was not the SHA HUALING DELUXE POCKET PUSSY!! This was, in fact, not a pocket pussy at all.

    No, what was inside the box was something ominously labeled the PREMIUM LIMITED EDITION LUONA BINGHOLE SEX DOLL!! In little subscript under this heinous comic sans pronouncement it read OFFICIAL AUTHORIZED MERCHANDISE OF PROUD IMMORTAL DICKDOWN WAY BASED ON THE BEST SELLING WEB NOVEL PROUD IMMORTAL DEMON WAY!! Then, in even smaller subscript it said TESTED BY PROUD IMMORTAL DEMON WAY AUTHOR AIRPLANE SHOOTING TOWARDS THE SKY!!

    Shen Yuan closed the box. He turned around, walked into his kitchen, poured himself a large glass of water, and chugged it. He then turned back around, marched back over to the box, and opened it again.

    PREMIUM LIMITED EDITION LUONA BINGHOLE SEX DOLL!!

    Ah, so it is real.

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    Shen Yuan "accidentally" orders a sex doll.

    Meanwhile, Luo Binghe is not amused by the new curse he has been afflicted with and tries to find a solution.

    For Bottom Luo Binghe Week '24, Day 2 - onahole

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    Shen Qingqiu finds out some interesting information whilst Luo Binghe is in the Abyss—that the original goods was a demon! A Heavenly Demon!

    Luo Binghe, on the other hand, finds out some interesting information of his own, re: demon courting rituals.

    Both of these pieces of information make Jinlan play a little differently.
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    OR: Jinlan City featuring Heavenly Demon Shen Qingqiu, and Luo ‘I’m gonna get my man’ Binghe.

    [Story already fully written, will update regularly.]

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