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Duck and Cover by Nightwing4Batman, SomeWittyFandomUsername
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Nov 2013
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A song we wrote while watching the battle scene of the Avengers.
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Tarnished Gold by Nightwing4Batman, SomeWittyFandomUsername
Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012)
01 Oct 2013
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Sandy knows about the children's need for fear.
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A short story of how Grandpa Rome bursts into Germany's home looking for Italy, only to discover that Germany is home alone. The two end up conversing and hilarity, and possibly flirtation, ensue.
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Canada's day continues to spiral out of control after Russia sits on him during the world meeting. When a certain hair curl of his decides to become acquainted with Russia's jacket, Canada ends up in an embarrassing and frightening situation.
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“Seriously, brother,” Teodora says, “you’re wanted for treason, what in Melitele’s name did you do?”
“Nothing,” Jaskier tells her. “It’s just that my soulmate’s the warlord of the north.”
She stares at him, open-mouthed. And then she begins to giggle. “Only you, Julek,” she says when she finally has some control back. “You did always like to be dramatic.”
The four lives of Julian Alfred Pankratz: noble, sex slave, soulmate, bard.
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23 Dec 2025
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The Nightingale Prince by Bamf_Anakin
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
31 Aug 2020
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Jaskier doesn’t remember anything before waking up in Blaviken, hearing tales of a Butcher. He has scars he can’t explain and reflexes he can’t control, but he’s human. Absolutely, Positively, 100% human.
At least, that's what he tells himself.
But how long can he outrun his past before it comes back to haunt him, golden eyes and all?
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The Nightingale Prince was a Witcher feared across the continent and known for rescuing girls cursed by the Black Sun, including one particular Shrike. Until he went missing over a decade ago. Now there is only Jaskier, a bard. Armed with half a memory, a mage and a witcher at his side, Jaskier will have to discover his past in order to survive his future.
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- Part 1 of Nightingale Verse
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22 Dec 2025
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i have often dreamed of a far off place by andrewminyards
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
11 Oct 2020
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Jaskier looks into the mirror. Julian of Cintra stares back at him, and there is almost nothing of Jaskier in that reflection. Gone is the bard who’d wowed the Continent with his songs, and Jaskier grieves for the loss, heart heavy and aching.
He’d managed to discover what he would have been had he not been a witcher, but he will never have it again. Returning to the Path will be painful, knowing that he will once again be rejected by humans, and it leaves a hollowness in Jaskier as he realises that he will no longer be loved. Not anymore.
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Before Jaskier the bard was born, there was Julian of Cintra, a witcher tired of his life on the Path. Julian gets the life he wants and lives four decades as Jaskier, until he’s forced to return to his life as Julian after the dragon hunt.
As he struggles to reconcile his two identities, Julian finds Geralt and Ciri, and slowly lets himself trust again.
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- Part 1 of i am made of memories
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18 Dec 2025
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"Stay your blade from the flesh of the innocent, but hesitate not to deliver justice to the guilty.” Master Maeve told him the first time he failed a mission, convinced that they’d had the wrong man. She'd bestowed upon him a lot of good words of advice that day, plenty of valuable pearls.
But none of the wisdom in the world could have prepared him for what Destiny had in store for him. Namely, Geralt of Rivia, Witcher extraordinaire, the only point of uncertainty in his life from the moment they’d met in the tavern in Posada.
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- Part 3 of Goth Himbo Geralt archetype fics
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17 Dec 2025
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to grow in adversity by Soulykins
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
09 Aug 2022
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“For you!” Julian cried, shoving a fistful of weeds in Renfri’s direction, his smile wide and carefree.
Renfri carefully took them in her hands that were only shaking a little bit now, smearing red onto green stems and yellow petals.Julian clambered into the bed beside her and crawled halfway onto her lap. “I got you flowers, ‘cause you’re so pretty like them!”
“These aren’t flowers, they’re weeds.” Renfri told him, rolling her eyes but allowing the contact with ease. Somedays it seemed like Julian was the only person in the entire castle who wasn’t afraid of her.
“They look like flowers.” He said, crinkling his nose.
“They’re dandelions,” Renfri informed her brother with a tiny smile, “They grow everywhere, even places they perhaps shouldn’t. That’s why they’re a weed.”
“Perhaps they’re a little like you,” She teased, “Growing in even the scariest of places with no fear.” Like a monster’s heart, she doesn’t say.
“Like a superpower!” Julian gasped.
Renfri separated one dandelion from the little clutch and reached out to tuck it behind a little ear. “For the stubborn hero, Jaskier.”
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13 Dec 2025