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Well-behaved boy (10) is looking for big brother (11-15). Must meet up with me three times a week, for at least two hours each. Overall duties include helping me with homework, playing videogames with me, and showing me how to play catch. 10$ per hour.
Tim, lonely and in desperate need of company, decides that if his parents are not going to give him a sibling, he's going to hire one instead. Luckily, Jason Todd-Wayne shows up in the nick of time.
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Hal Jordan and the woe of having situational awareness by aineran
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
17 Dec 2025
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Hal Jordan is smart, more than he acts like. He also has situational awareness despite some's (cough Batman's cough) disbelief.
Batman is broody, paranoid asshole. Nightwing is an angel sent from above and Red Hood is an infamous crime lord. There's Robin, Red Robin, Black Bat and all the Gotham vigilantes who are supposedly unrelated... so why does Hal keep on catching small gestures that indicate otherwise?
Hal is unsure and confused about his whole situation. Batman is being grumpy and the kids... they're fine, right? And Hal's fine too, right? Batman wouldn't make him conveniently disappear, would he?
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Clark grimaced. “I’m not sure it’s that straightforward in Gotham. There’s -- things are different here."
“Hnn.” That was a dangerous sound, especially when it was coming from Ollie. “So when Batman forced Robin through Joker Gas as training, that was just dandy? And when the kid showed up on the Watchtower a month later with six broken bones because Batman abandoned him in Gotham for a night -- that wasn’t straightforward to you?”
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Care and Keeping and Kryptonite by Mild and Hammered (pillage_and_lute), pillage_and_lute
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
09 Oct 2025
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Mild-mannered junior reporter (and relatively recent superhero) Clark Kent gets his first big job all to himself. When the trail leads him to Gotham and the turf of his ally, and idol, Batman, Clark gets injured in the crossfire, unable to reveal his true identity. He's forced to recuperate at the mansion of Batman's apparent ally, infamous playboy Brucie Wayne. Bruce's kids seem determined to keep Clark in close proximity, thwarting his attempts to either return to his super persona or avoid Wayne's ridiculous flirting. But there's more to the case, and Wayne, than meets the eye.
Batman doesn't rescue pretty reporters, that's Superman's schtick, but when a firefight forces Clark Kent of the Daily Planet to recuperate at Wayne Manor, Bruce will just have to manage. Juggling fatherhood and an overbearing public persona is bad enough, but fighting the investigative power of a journalist in his own home could bring down not only his secret identity, but his sons'. He's determined not to give in to the draw of big blue eyes, or, more embarrassingly, to his boys' meddling. And worst of all, no one can find Superman.
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Wisp of Passion by PlotsOfCoffee
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
06 Dec 2025
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The last thing Clark expected anytime soon was to return to Gotham, especially for an exclusive interview with Bruce Wayne.
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- Part 3 of One Eventful Night