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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    Alastor and Vox have been, for some reason unknown to the both of them, having sex for the past few months. It always begins and ends the same way: they grind against each other, whether in each other’s laps or with one of them bent over the nearest surface, then Vox comes and they go on their merry way. This arrangement, in spite of the several obvious reasons why it shouldn’t, works. Both of them are generally happy by the end, and they each get what they want: Vox the chance to come within twenty feet of his object of obsession, and Alastor the ability to look at his old friend and see the desperation in his eyes as he ruts to completion.

    This is how their unspoken agreement works, and how Alastor would describe it to another person if he was tortured into doing such a thing.

    The only problem is.

    Alastor.

    Might actually want to get off.

    Alastor has been avoiding Vox's attempts at getting him off for months on the grounds that he isn't hard; which has worked wonderfully given his particular anatomy doesn't allow him to be. He is however, beginning to see a slight problem.

    He may be more interested in sex than he previously thought.

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    24 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    The year is 1949 and Vincent's been dragged down to New Orleans (of all places) by the top brass during network negotiations.

    On a steamboat for a swanky soiree following this, he comes across a captivating entertainer. Things go spectacularly awry. He may also fall in love in the process (or whatever).

    -- Or --

    Alastor begrudgingly performs at his boss's soiree. Things go spectacularly awry. Consequently, Alastor's concience makes a rare appearance (much to his dismay).

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    16 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 61

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    A small collection of Alastor-centric prompts, AUs, and/or partial fics for Hazbin Hotel.

    All ficlets/prompts are open to collabs, enquire within~! (And I may still update even though it's marked 'complete' for now...)

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    15 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    Mimzy and Alastor are having a nice evening out, when she learns what (or who) has been keeping her friend so busy.

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    10 Dec 2025

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    Angel tightened his grip, driving his knee up between the asshole’s legs and letting him crumple to the floor in a cursing heap. “I don’t do that shit no more,” he sneered down at him.

    The donkey demon rose shakily to his feet, glaring at them all. “Guess that shit was bound to stop workin’ eventually.”

    That gave Angel pause. “Huh? The fuck’re ya talkin’ about?” And then it dawned on him. “Oh. Oh, shit!” He whirled around, desperately scanning the club.

    “What? What’s the matter?” Husk demanded, following his gaze.

    “Where the fuck is Smiles?”

    Husk’s lip curled. “He probly got bored and left. Why?”

    “‘Cause I’m pretty sure those shots he said tasted like ass were full of Val’s fuckin’ love potion.”

    AKA

    The Radio Demon goes on a rampage after unwittingly consuming Val’s love potion, and everyone finds out desire comes in many forms.

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    09 Dec 2025