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    Soundwave has acquired an unintelligent, incapable, miniature version of himself. Megatron has questions.

    He’s not going to like the answers.

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    20 Dec 2025

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    Just when Ratchet thinks a situation can’t get any worse, there’s always a Decepticon around somewhere, ready to prove him wrong.

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    20 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    “Jazz: will submit."
    “Make me,” Jazz whispered, but it was a plea, not a threat.

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    19 Dec 2025

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    New ops agents always come with a few quirks. Jazz knows how to manage the usual bad habits (arson, stealing, the urge to stab when surprised...).

    Prowl’s adjustment period is less straightforward.

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    19 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 75

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    There is no Decepticon war plan group chat. Classified faction information was never discussed in a group chat setting.

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    11 Dec 2025

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    "There was something odd about Jasper, Nevada. In the sixties the groundwater had been tinged electric-blue and tasted of saltpeter, it was still said."

    June Darby does not believe in aliens, or in haunted highways, or in government conspiracies, or in any other small-town folklore.

    The new mechanics in town are uncanny, all the same.

    Or, Breakdown is willfully oblivious to skinjob culture and Knock Out is all too eager to embrace it.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    Knock Out is determined to help the next generation of Cybertron by whatever means necessary. And if that means "borrowing" the Autobots' human friends for a little road trip, so be it.

    But while Knock Out is hunting for a solution, someone else is hunting him!

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    09 Dec 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 71

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    The trip was Knock Out's idea. That didn't mean he couldn't complain about it.

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    08 Dec 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 53

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    Rodimus Prime knows that you only get one chance to make a good, first impression. Lucky for him, Orion Pax is not the only cutest archivist he’s ever met, but also the most forgiving.

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    03 Dec 2025

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    Miko gets kidnapped, but it's fine, because the guy who's kidnapping her doesn't want to hurt her or anything. He just needs her help getting his husband out of jail. He'd do it himself, but he's a giant robot truck, so he can't exactly walk up to the guy at the impound lot and hand over his license and registration, and unfortunately she's the only human he knows that he doesn't think will immediately turn him over to the other giant robot trucks (and cars, and motorcycles, etc.).

    Wait, what?

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    30 Nov 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 51

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    “Dorothy, is it me or is your son wearing a… a Bumblebee-themed garment?” he asked hesitantly.

    Or, Megatron gets to be the first to meet Dorothy's brand new baby son, and he couldn't be more flattered.

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    23 Nov 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 81

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    “No, I’m not fishing for compliments,” Megatron says, “I mean quite literally, aren’t you having a harder time fitting me now than last week?”

    My contribution to the 2020 Kink Zine: Primus slowly reshapes his lover’s frame to be a perfect pleasure engine – Rung has no idea this is happening, and Megatron is just along for the ride.

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    19 Nov 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 58

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    Taking in the sight of him, his plating is… unfamiliarly unique. It has curves and ridges unlike any other mech he’s ever seen, and now that he isn’t curled in on himself, Tailgate can see that the impalement wound isn’t the only injury he has. On the side he'd turned away and hidden against the cliff, there’s deep scratches gouging through his abdominal plating, sluggishly bleeding thick energon. Said impalement is further down, the metal shoved up under and displacing a piece of leg plating uncomfortably, and—

    Tailgate cycles his optics.

    This mech doesn’t have legs.


    Tailgate is a shore maintenance worker, preventing cliffs from degrading into the Rust Sea. When his coworker abandons him mid-shift, he's ill-equipped to help a mech he finds washed up and injured on the shore, much less when he realizes this is a creature he didn't even know existed yesterday.

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    11 Nov 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 6

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    Rung was used to his routines. It was easy, safe. Some times though he got wild and broke outside of those bounds. Went out and enjoyed life. He didn't usually meet handsome strangers, certainly not ones that gave him their numbers. (Maybe he would start going out a little more now.)

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    10 Nov 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 7

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    First Aid re-entered the room, looking down at the datapad that had the results from the scans he’d just performed.

    He looked up at them, gave a little nod and said, “Well, you’re correct. Congratulations, you’ve sparked.”

    And with that Tailgate all but lost it, jumping up onto the berth like it was some kind of bouncing rubber instead of solid metal. He was clinging to Cyclonus’ hand with one of his own, rocking on the balls of his pedes.

    “We’re sparked!” Tailgate exclaimed. “Did you hear that Cyclonus, we’re having a sparkling!” His hand goes to his chest plate patting it, “Just think, we didn’t know it could happen so fast and now we’re got a little spark in here right beside mine, and when she’s grown we’ll get–”

    “Excuse me,” First Aid cut into Tailgate’s very effusive declarations, “I didn’t say you were the Carrier, Tailgate.”

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    Cyclonus and Tailgate followed all the advice and wisdom for having the perfect sparkling, only for it not to go the way they planned. It's fine, their third Whirl thinks this is all hilarious and they are sure their sparkling will still be just what they wanted.

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    09 Nov 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 51

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    The radiation doesn't kill him, but another six million years alone underground just might.

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    09 Nov 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 18

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    Jazz is chosen as Prime after Optimus dies, leaving him saddled with the Matrix, navigating this new peace-treaty between three factions, and mourning the loss of his conjunx. The only benefit he has is unlocking the real secret of the Matrix: the inner realm where the sparks of all former Primes remain, including Optimus.

    Dealing with gossipy, opinionated dead Primes with their own agendas is worth it to see Optimus again, but discovering Optimus (and the Matrix) left him a little Surprise changes everything. He can’t accept this future, a peaceful, blossoming society, without Optimus there with him, and he is going to get him back, even if he has to break the Matrix to do it.

    He’s not raising his sparkling alone.

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    215
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    08 Nov 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 37

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    “Take your faceplate off.”

    Tailgate’s visor flared for a moment as he tilted his head back to rest against Swerve’s chest, staring up at him. On the datapad in Tailgate’s hands the human couple was still in the midst of their movie climax kissing scene.

    “What?”
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    Tailgate wants to kiss but thinks he can't, Swerve wants to prove him wrong, and Cyclonus is there too.

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    08 Nov 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 63

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    Cyclonus grasps at Tailgate’s hand and slowly lifts it palm up towards his face. It tickles when Cyclonus kisses it, a tiny, delightful electric charge that skids from the little point of contact, down his arm and blooms in Tailgate’s chest.

    Language:
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    27 Oct 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 19

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    My assassin walks along beside me
    He holds a little knife just to remind me
    That everything's precarious
    And love is never near enough to save you

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    95
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    817

    24 Oct 2025

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