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• Arsonist's alphabet by Engelbrandstifter (Szarael)

  Fandoms: Arson - Fandom  

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  07 Jun 2025

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  • Arson
  • Fire
  • Pyro - Freeform
  • Pyromania
  • oops i committed arson
  • what do mean arson is illegal
  • i swear i had nothing to do with lighting that school on fire
  • definitely not a war crime
  • that's because burning down a school is six war crimes
  • If you do it right it can be up to 21 war crimes without really violating my moral code
  • i like arson
  • You don't know how hard it is to not light random stuff on fire
  • maybe I shouldn't be trusted with a lighter
  • but I'm an adult so I too bad
  • i got carried away with arson memes and writing this
  • arson is fun!
  • don't worry i won't actually commit arson (probably)
  • but i really want to commit arson
  • i like fire
  • FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE
  • i did not commit arson or any war crimes. Yet
  • i was listening to Sabaton when i made this
  • i bought a lighter at the gas station because bad impulse control
  • and now i have a lighter AND bad impulse control

  Summary

  I have bad impulse control and I like fire so I made this because the other arson alphabets I found suck so I had to make a better one. There is a bit of German in this work, but it's mostly English
  For legal reasons, this is a joke, I have not committed arson or any war crimes.
  Don't try this at home.

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  English

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