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Connor must sense the thought because he bites Kevin’s tongue hard, breaking off a piece and swallowing it down and humming like Kevin's shame and desire is something to be savoured. He moans mockingly into his mouth, a mean spirited impression tinged with the flavor of the real thing.
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or: cute mormon gets fingerblasted in guilt dream
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he was sweet like honey but all I can taste is the blood in my mouth by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 Oct 2021
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“Although, you seem to enjoy being the scary one recently, Mr. Slayer.”
“Uh- I-“
“Mr. Scary Slayer man.” Nandor grabs his shoulder and wheels him around so his own back is to the wall, pulling Guillermo forward to pin him there. “I am a helpless little vampire, the slayer is going to get me!” He levels his gaze at his familiar, challenging him, “Get me, Guillermo.”
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the lion's devotion (the lamb's downfall) by UnfortunatelyObsessed for nerdykai128
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Dec 2021
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Guillermo pauses, eyes wide. He tries to say something. He can’t.
“I killed a man because he made me angry. I have done this— many times.”
“That’s— that’s a mortal sin, you—“
“I do not wish to be absolved. I want to know why. Why do I feel this… this ache where my soul should be?”
Guillermo’s breath shakes as he exhales. The grate is thin, so thin that a determined man could crash through it and wrap hands around his neck, force the life out of him. “You feel guilt.”
“Why now? Why at all? Why— fuck-ing hell.” The last bit comes out as a pained gasp, and Guillermo can see the man’s head duck, his shoulders hunch. “Can we do this outside? It hurts in here.”
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08 Dec 2021
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"Or hey! Did you kiss me like some stupid fairy tale? Walsh, this is the dumbest thing- why are you looking at me like that?”
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23 Sep 2025
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Sometimes all it takes is a business trip for your surprisingly delightful coworker to go from someone you barely know to becoming important to you in ways you couldn't have ever imagined. Were all the Long Island iced teas to blame? Not quite.
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Set during Season 5, starting in the middle of Business Trip and spanning along the length of many episodes with regular references to canon. I accidentally wrote a literal novel when I just wanted some fun PWP so you’re welcome. Strap in, it’s one hell of a ride.Bookmarked by Talking_Robots
23 Sep 2025
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“I mean that like – “ Dennis reconsidered his words. “You know in Empire Strikes Back? When Yoda's teaching Luke about the Force?”
Mac laughed, loud and sounding fake even to his own ears.
“Bro – yes? What about it?”
Dennis smirked.
“Well, Yoda doesn’t just talk about it. No, he has Luke practice! He shows him how to use the Force through actions, not just words!”
AKA Mac asks Dennis for some sex tips.
P.S The fic has absolutely nothing to do with Star Wars.
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21 Aug 2025