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    There is a Russian phrase, Перед смертью не надышишься, or ‘you cannot breathe enough before death’. Tim wished he could tell you it was a cool idiom, but it was not. Although, Tim had always found the phrasing interesting even if it had a different meaning.

    Because it was true, no amount of breathing could stop death from coming.

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    Neil got memories from himself in different timelines. Now he has a chance to better execute some sweet and cold revenge, meaning letting go and living well. Before he can do this, he will need to dirty his hands in some mafia business.

    He plans to have a good time, not a long time.

    Neil decides to help his friends by becoming a menace to all his enemies—and, unintentionally, a headache for some of his friends too.

    Wymack doesn't have enough air in his lungs to sigh at the sheer chaos waiting to unfold this year.

    At least the Foxes are entertained..

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    03 Feb 2025

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    SO GOOD I MIGHT ACTUALLY DIE. (37)

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    “No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
    Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
    “That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
    Harry didn't like the sound of that.
    “But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
    “Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.

    Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.

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    01 Dec 2024

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    9This fic has my heart and soul! Harry is an absolute darling who’s raised at St.Brutus and is incredibly good with wandless magic. I cannot wait for him and Tom to meet. He goes to Hogwarts during 5th year, I think?
    The author is wonderful and post regularly, thank the lord!! 🤭 (109)

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    Hood comes across a struggling little birdie hopped up on pollen.

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    22 Dec 2025

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    This one is lowkey kinda fucked but I really liked it so what does that say about me🥲

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    “What do I get out of it?” Neil asked.

    “Pardon?”

    “I'm assuming I won't be playing,” he reiterated. “Nearly as much as the rest of the team or not at all- and don’t try to tell me any different because I can tell from your lot,” Neil gestured to Ralph and the rest of them. “That you love to pick up lost causes. So, what do I get out of filling your line so you can throw balls to each other.”

    "Oh~ I like this one." Andrew said. "Can we keep him, Coach?"

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    Neil gets a head injury that changes his mental stability. He is put on antipsychotic that causes him to become numb. After the Foxes recruit Neil's teammate in Milport and he's at the right place at the right time, he signs as well.

    First book: complete!

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    16 Sep 2025

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    Yummy yummy, it’s badass medicated Neil Josten…I love him. He’s lowkey kicking ass and taking names but cannot recall a single thing from his past. (28)

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    Will needs a date to his mom's wedding. Mike volunteers.

     

    “I have an idea,” says Mike.

    Ice cubes form in Will’s stomach. “How dangerous is it? Like, should I call Dustin to talk you down, or should I call Nancy to be ready to drive us to the hospital?”

    “No,” says Mike, “you can’t tell anyone or it won’t work.”

    “Or what won’t work?” Will asks. It’s like picking up a rock you know a spider will be under.

    Mike gets up and closes Will’s door. Hopper doesn’t make them keep it open but sometimes Will does anyway, because every now and then lying around alone with Mike on his bed just makes his chest ache too much. If the door is open he can tell himself You can’t do anything right now, someone will see.

    Mike leans back against the door. His eyes are lit up with that special maniacal gleam that the Wheelers get right before they do something insane, like when Nancy says, “Then we have to go kill Vecna ourselves,” or whatever. “Take me to the wedding,” says Mike.

    “Yeah,” says Will slowly, “you’ll be at the wedding. Obviously.”

    As your date."

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    21 Dec 2025

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    Oh my god, Mike is absolutely smitten in this one. I really enjoyed the smut too! Very well written.