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  1. Rec 45

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    A few weeks after starting the Nice Guys agency March gets drunk, Healy gets a strange inkling, and Holly watches The Parent Trap.

     

    Not for the first time, Jackson wonders why he agreed to this partnership. But there’s something he can’t quite put his finger on, something about the soft, hapless, helpless way March loves his daughter and knows what a screwup he is, that makes something funny happen inside Jackson’s chest. He hasn’t eaten yet today but it feels almost like his stomach is twisting, like he’s about to do something stupid and completely out of his own control even though Jackson Healy has always prided himself on how well he keeps himself under control.

     

    Not food poisoning, Jackson thinks. March poisoning.

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    04 Dec 2025

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    Obsessed

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    The best part about having children is making them pull strings. Especially when they work for the FBI.

    (Or, Arthur and Eames adopt a kid and raise that kid into Neal Caffrey: A Skybird Continuation)

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    05 Nov 2025

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    Arthur and Eames adopt a kid and raise that kid into Neal Caffrey. From a prompt at LJ's inception_kink.

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    "I'm not sure what this is supposed to prove," Arthur temporizes.

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  5. Rec 26

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    “-why am I here?”
    “Keep flipping.”
    Luke turns another page of the old book.
    “That’s Aurebesh. If you didn’t have a habit of killing everyone who can read it, you wouldn’t need me.”
    “Now, Luke. Most of those deaths were accidental. And I’d rather have you working with us than against us.”
    “Got a key? You wouldn’t let on to me that you had this if not.”
    Krennic grins, and pulls a pendant out of his shirt. The blue crystal glints in the low light.
    Luke whistles.
    “Can I see?”
    “No funny business”
    “Who? Me?”
    Luke picks up a loupe and holds the crystal up to the lens; Aurebesh glimmers inside the facets.
    Krennic leans over the table.
    “So. You in?”

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    Treasure hunting isn't really the family business. So Han smuggles the artefacts that Luke finds & Leia fences them, but they all have different priorities, alright?
    Luke's is finishing what his father started.
    When an old adversary gets a lead on the fabled artefact that he's been searching his whole life for; Luke has to follow it.
    He comes to realise that while he might find more than what he’s been looking for; some things are hidden for a reason.

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    12 Oct 2025