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    When the Goddess of Sex dies, Odin is desperately searching for someone to fit her role. The lust and passion are disappearing from the realms and he needs a suitable replacement. Apparently, Loki is extremely interested.

    After becoming the God of Sex, Loki hears you praying to him about how you want to lose your virginity. He's curious about you and decides he'd like to your answer your prayers in a bit more personal manner.

    Loki comes to you, ravishes you, and when neither of you can resist the temptations of one another, you quickly enter into an intimate deal full of pleasure, lust, and your complete submission.

    *Started as a one shot, now a chaptered fic!*

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    02 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 61

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    Across centuries of plagues, wars, and new names for old cruelties, Merlin endures. After Camlann he walks the long road alone, a sorcerer who will not die and a lover who cannot forget. When grief finally tears a seam in time, he falls back into Camelot on the first day of his destiny. This time Merlin is smarter, quiet where he must be, ruthless where it counts, and determined to change fate for his golden-haired king.

    “That’s not very knightly of you, darling,” he called, voice lazy as a cat sunning on a sill.
    Arthur turned. Blue eyes, quick and keen and infuriatingly curious, flicked over him. “Excuse me?”
    “Using a servant as a moving target.” Merlin tipped his head toward the boy trotting in a circle, the shield clattering against his spine. “It’s crude. If you wanted to show off, you could have asked me to watch. I make an excellent audience.
    A squire choked. The boy stumbled to a grateful halt.
    Arthur’s mouth flattened into the princely version of a smile’s shadow. “Do you know who you’re talking to?”
    “Handsome, overconfident, dangerously good with his hands,” Merlin said. “Likes knives more than apologies. I’ve met your type.”

    A.k.a Merlin fixes destiny with flirting,

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    07 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    As the Emperors sister you are as much of a target as they are. So your brothers decided to get one of their trusted soldiers to train you: General Marcus Acacius.

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    05 Sep 2025

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    Granger,
    Why does everyone think we’re dating?
    –Draco

    I’m handling it.
    –Hermione

    That doesn’t answer my question.

    Hermione starts a rumour, and Draco winds up with a pretend girlfriend. And when they break up, they can't help but get back together again, and again, and again.

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    06 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 53

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    Merlin struggles to cope with Arthur's death as he awaits his king's return.

    When Arthur finally does, he's faced with the task of picking up the pieces of his broken manservant.

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    23 Feb 2025