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How to not talk about a council meeting by Thesoma
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
02 Dec 2024
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Sevika is the new councilmember and pretty annoyed with all the piltie-politics bullshit she has to endure. But she really appreciates her new colleague Mel Medarda, especially when Mel invites her to her home to... discuss council business.
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Our encounters always follow the same pattern: We watch each other carefully, then try to deceive each other with Genjutsu before we really get down to business and proceed to destroy our entire surroundings within a radius of several hundred meters while using up all of our Chakra, spearing just some sparks of it to keep us alive. Then, when we can’t hurt each other anymore and can be absolutely sure there is nobody alive nearby to bear witness to what is happening, we have sex.
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"Jedes Mal läuft es nach dem gleichen Schema ab: Wir belauern uns, versuchen uns gegenseitig mit Genjutsu zu täuschen – was natürlich nicht gelingt, weil wir beide das Sharingan haben – gehen dann zu handfesteren Kampftaktiken über, zerstören dabei die Umgebung, vernichten alles Leben im Umkreis von mehreren hundert Metern und verbrauchen beide unser gesamtes Chakra bis auf einen kleinen Rest, der uns am Leben erhält. Dann, wenn wir uns kaum noch gefährlich werden können und wir uns sicher sind, dass auch wirklich niemand mehr in der Nähe ist, haben wir Sex."
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the rest is still unwritten by i_have_loved_the_stars_too_fondly for BabyBlueSquid
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
31 Jan 2024
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A quiet conversation that takes place in the short time skip between chapters 11 and 12 of System Collapse. Murderbot and Mensah watch the documentary it made, and take a moment to talk about what's happened and what comes next.
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in tenera delicto (in tender offense) by the_moonmoth
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
18 Jun 2025
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Gurathin let out a small laugh, at himself and the situation. He’d been caught red-handed, or… something-handed, and he was so fucking predictable. Well, in for a cent, as they said in the CR.
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20 Dec 2025
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Dr. Mensah and Captain Seth have a (only mildly gossipy) heart to heart about their children and their machine intelligence loved ones. For Seth, the two categories overlap, often in confusing ways. Especially when said MI child is also his coworker.
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Show me how you want it to be by laxlyricism
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
08 Sep 2025
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Perihelion has been working on this plan for longer than it would ever be willing to admit. It's had the drone finished for months, waiting for the right moment to deploy it. (It definitely hasn't just been chickening out and avoiding the conversation. That would be foolish). But now the plan has worked exactly as it was designed to do, and it's not ready. Maybe it will never be ready. But its SecUnit is holding its drone's hand so gently, and has just asked it
ART, are you in love with me?
It's too late to back out now.
Yes
Fear is an autonomic process.
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- Part 2 of Fight or Flight
- Part 4 of The Fight or Flight Cinematic Universe
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SecUnit and ART watch a musical theatre performance involving two human-form bots that fall in love. SecUnit thinks romance is dumb, but it's cool to see media where bots can be such good friends, the way that it and ART are good friends.
ART quietly has a panic attack.
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Heavily inspired by the musical Maybe Happy Ending