Thewatermelonwarrior
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When Hackett is wounded while fighting sleepers, he confesses something to Bishop. Now, the two have to figure out how to keep navigating life in the hell in the complex with these feelings in the open.
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That time Hackett confessed his undying love for Bishop while lying in a puddle of his own blood. Also Dauda and Woods are there.
Rated M for canon-typical swearing and canon-typical violence
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- Part 1 of Get to work, prisoners
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Gravedirt (Bury Your Troubles in Me) by Thewatermelonwarrior
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
15 Sep 2024
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After the fade to black, Astarion and Velrak (Durge) lie together. It's perfect bliss... until it isn't
(Basically what if Astarion accidentally gets triggered during the graveyard sex scene)
(Totally not an excuse to write Astarion and my Durge being sappy and in love while having sex. PWP with some trauma sprinkled in, as a treat)
(Is it PWP if the Porn IS the Plot?)
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- Part 1 of Velrak x Astarion Fics
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Why Teaching Children With Boggarts is a Bad Idea by Thewatermelonwarrior for aavocado
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Mar 2020
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Lupin probably should have known that forcing his students to face their worst fears in front of the entire class could only end in disaster.
Aka: the fic where Todoroki Shouto faces his Boggart and everything goes horribly
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- Part 1 of The World Needs More Boggart Fics
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The World Needs More Boggart Fics by Thewatermelonwarrior
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Mar 2020
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During a pretty routine day, the Child surprises Din by uttering a single word.
Bookmarked by Thewatermelonwarrior
27 Dec 2025
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What if Dulsissia hadn’t died, what if she had grabbed Corin and fled?
What if she met Davarax?
What if…Series
- Part 1 of What if...?
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Of Green Lights, Shining Knights and Attempted Hostile Takeovers by BoliTheSenate for siliconandstardust
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
30 Dec 2023
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Bail was certain they had died. Yet somehow death hadn't appeared to stick.
How very curious.
In which Alderaan still gets destroyed in a barrage of green laserfire, but the Force says 'not today, Sith' and yeets the galaxy's healthiest couple and certified best parents forward in time. Because while the past is set in stone the future can always be improved upon.
That's why the Force also sends their knight in the most shiniest armor to go pick those two up.
It devolves from there.
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26 Dec 2025
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The Mando, the Jedi, and the Crystal Cave by Mandaloria593 for AugustArchon
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
07 Dec 2022
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“Did you just come out of that cave?”
“Yes.”
“And what year did you go into it?”
“What year?” Din repeated. “Uh, 10.”
“That does not help at all. Are you familiar with the galactic standard calendar?"
“That is galactic standard. ABY. Counting from the destruction of the first Death Star.”
The two men stared blankly at each other.
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26 Dec 2025
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Father's Intuition by musicmillennia
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
04 Jul 2021
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Four times Din Djarin's Dad Senses tingle, and one time they save the galaxy.
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26 Dec 2025