TonsOfSarcasm
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He blinked at them. Glared harder. Maybe if he stared long enough, one of them would apologize and turn negative out of guilt. No such luck.
By the third blink, he groaned and dropped his head into his hands. “This is so embarrassing. Omg. I’m that parent. The one who has a kid when their other kids are grown. The kid’s gonna think we’re its grandparents.”
He wanted to melt into the tile. Or possibly throw himself into traffic.
Naruto decided he’d wait until Sasuke came home to deal with this. Surely, they’d both laugh about it. Or panic together. Or… okay, maybe Sasuke would smirk and say something smug about still having “the stamina.” And then Naruto would have to hit him with a pillow.
At forty-six, Naruto and Sasuke thought their parenting days were behind them… until life threw them a surprise. Now, two grown kids, a surprise pregnancy, and a baby on the way prove it’s never too late for chaos, love, and a little unexpected fun.
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13 Dec 2025
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Sasuke recoiled so violently he near tumbled off the bed.
“What the hell was that?” He rasped.
Naruto blinked, dazed. “I… you were… you wanted—”
“Were you rumbling at me?”
The alpha froze, palm still hovering where Sasuke’s shoulder had been. “I… didn’t realise I—”
“What are you doing?” Sasuke scrambled towards the door. “You only do that for omegas.”
Naruto’s throat worked, gaze darting to the rumpled sheets. “Your scent’s just… different. Sweeter. Like burnt caramel or—”
“Dessert?” Sasuke spat the word, acid on his tongue. Humiliation scalded him. He stormed towards the bathroom, Naruto’s stricken expression seared into his periphery. The alpha hadn’t moved, pupils blown wide as if drowning in a pheromone fog.
Impossible. I’m not—
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- Part 6 of Between Shadows
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13 Dec 2025
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For everyone, but Shikamaru, it seemed that life happened as it should. You turn 14, you display your secondary gender, and then get lumped into nice, pretty categories. Not for Shikamaru who never expressed, and yet two alphas seem hell-bent on making him their mate. How will that unfold?
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- Part 2 of Fire, Wind, and the Smoke Between
- Part 7 of A Fox's Shadow
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01 Dec 2025
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Shikamaru isn't a spontaneous man— he enjoys curating plans, and he schedules his days down to the hour. He is pushing thirty, is hunched over a desk most days, and has no prospects in the love department whatsoever. For a multitude of reasons, Shikamaru decides to propose to Naruto on a Wednesday afternoon. Surprisingly, Naruto says yes
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- Part 5 of 2024 Shikanaru Week Project Gone Wrong !
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30 Nov 2025
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Naruto finally decides to confess to Sasuke, with a push from Sakura, and gets rejected. In an attempt to move on and to heal Naruto starts venturing outside of his “Sasuke” focused eye view. Maybe love had been waiting somewhere else for him. A/B/O world
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29 Nov 2025