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    Percy Weasley has always hated Christmas. It was just another reminder that he doesn't fit with the family and he never has. However, this Christmas ends up a little differently [a LOT differently actually] after an attack from a few of the remaining Death Eaters. Will the Weasley siblings be able to save their brother? Or will he be lost in a memory forever.

    And while they're at it, they'll be finding out some of the...interesting...secrets their supposed 'boring, rule following' brother has been hiding.

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    09 Nov 2025

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    Omg

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    In a world obsessed with killing and dying, Seiko is mostly concerned with chasing off her boredom. The Academy wasn’t exactly intellectually stimulating, but dying in the second shinobi war sounded like a long walk off a short pier. Everyone is always so stressed about avoiding attention, or min-maxing skills in situations like this.

    Seiko is of the opinion that those people need to chill the hell out. Maybe play a little shogi. Death comes for them all anyways. Better to enjoy this all while it lasts.

    (genius self insert stumbles into disrupting a timeline with the intentionality of an elephant trampling a very fancy tea shop.)

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    27 Jul 2025

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    "By a show of hands," Sensei Lawrence called, "who here thought Lorena was my daughter?"

    In rapid response, a litany of arms went up.

    "Robby, what the hell? Put your hand down."


    Or, girl wakes up in Cobra Kai, so girl learns karate. The rest is collateral.

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    27 May 2025

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    This fic will force me to watch cobra kai

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    Orion Pax is your typical archivist from a functionalist-free universe and lives a peaceful life, but after dying tragically in a transport incident he’s reincarnated as Optimus Prime, the beautiful but aloof eldest prince of the Prime lineage within the hit action novel Songs of the Spark...who is a pathetic side character doomed to die a tragic death at the hands of the tyrannical Duke Megatron. Of course, his darling little brother, Rodimus Prime, is the real hero and puts an end to Megatron’s reign, but Orion has no intention of dying a pathetic death! No! Not again! He wants to live damnit! So begins the attempts of a pax-turned-prime turning over a new leaf in the hope of living another day. Little does he know there’s a bit more to Optimus than a pathetic side character…

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    24 Oct 2024

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    To read bc i havent watch anything about transformers xcpt the first movie by bay and TFone

    I cant express myself but this passes through many hoops in my brain. Like transformers and oi slop like genre that i devour in my sleep? Uhh yes please

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    On the rare occasions he reminisces about high school Foggy kind of wonders if he isn't just filling in the worst parts of teen comedies.

     

    Foggy goes to his high school reunion.

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    28 Jul 2024