Totally_Not_A_Vampire



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    “Master Diluc, are you quite alright?” Venti asks.

    Diluc turns back around. “You,” he begins, and then, “I—”

    He stares at the sink again, then back at Venti, who just blinks, seeming quite bemused.

    “How is wine-cursing a thing you can do now?!” Diluc demands.

    “Hey,” Venti says, mock-crossly. “I cultivated the God of Wine title very diligently, I'll have you know that. Unfortunately, it never gave me any useful abilities— like the power to turn water to wine! Wouldn't that have been amazing? But no, that never manifested.”

    Barbatos is the God of Wind and Freedom, but also of Wine and Song. He thus has a sliding scale of wine-curses from "I lay a plague upon your house" and "may all the wine you drink be ever-so-slightly over-oxidized." He absolutely uses his wine-cursing abilities on drunk assholes at the bar.

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    'Zhongli had completely forgotten about these unsent letters, until Hu Tao comes up with her ridiculous plan. Now he has to cope with the reactions of everyone in Liyue Harbor and beyond, and not least of all, those of the intended recipient. What is Venti to him, in this new era?'

    —What if instead of Venti coming to Liyue to confront Zhongli regarding the letters, it was Barbatos who was there for the annual (centennial) public archon meeting?

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    AU of the “memories are brittle at their best” by LibbyLune

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    Venti actually cheers. And takes off at a skipping run. It leaves Zhongli alone in the kitchen, untouched congee cooling on the sideboard, holding an oversized jade dildo while dressed in nothing but a light silk robe.

    Just another day in the company of the Lord of Anemo.

     

    Some time after the shenanigans of Lantern Rite 3.4, Zhongli invites Venti to spend some time together in one of his old domains. It goes about as calmly as either of them might expect.

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    08 Dec 2025

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    Rex Lapis is dead.

    Barbatos is not very happy about that.

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    "What in the world do you mean, cutsleeve behavior?” Venti asks.

    Lan Fengmei blinks. “What do you mean? You know, cutsleeve, like how my dads are always acting so cute and in love even after they’ve been married for, like, 13 years? Wait, uh. You don’t know what it means?”

    “...No?”

    Venti discovers the origins behind some very specific Liyuen slang.

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    01 Dec 2025