Wile_my_Thwarts



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  1. Public Bookmark 59

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    When somebody starts parking inconsiderately in the car park at Tadfield Shopping Park, Aziraphale has things to say.

    It couldn't hurt to leave a politely worded note, now, could it?

    Only, the culprit isn't exactly who Aziraphale had imagined, and he might be in for a very different type of trouble than he'd bargained for.

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    03 Dec 2025

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    Just lovely 2/12/25

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    It's unfair. A joke of the universe, Crowley thinks, to make him the biggest bottom in the London area with a huge dollop of size queen to boot and then to turn around and give him eight inches of useless dick between his legs.

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    03 Jun 2022

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    Absolute filth 22/8/25

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    “I guess there’s only one thing left to settle, then.”

    Aziraphale’s brow furrows confusedly. “And what would that be?”

    Crowley grins like the cat who got the cream. “How much do I get paid, and when do we start?”

    [Aziraphale Fell and Anthony J. Crowley meet and enter a Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby Arrangement. It's meant to be a mutually beneficent, sexual relationship, but then feelings begin to blossom, and things become a it more complicated...]

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    25 Oct 2021

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    Series last read 21/8/25

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    "I’m so sorry, my dear," Aziraphale says at last. "It’s indelicate of me, but I…" there’s no way for him to ignore Crowley’s heavy scent now, the musk coming off of him that makes Aziraphale want to react. Oh, how he is reacting. "You are, perhaps, equipped?"

    "I’m an alpha, yeah." Crowley takes a deep breath. What must Aziraphale smell like to him? Pure desperation? "I know a few good ones on my end, sure, who might be available. I’ll call --"

    "Crowley," says Aziraphale. He feels as though he will burn out of his skin. Crowley’s willful misunderstanding is too much. "No. You."

    "Me?"

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    27 Sep 2019

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    Full on 20/8/25

  5. Public Bookmark 93

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are cowhands at a ranch in the mid-1800s. Aziraphale isn't sure why Crowley seems to dislike him so much, but when they get sent off together to help a neighbouring ranch for a few days, a lot of assumptions are overturned.

    Words by Lurlur, art by Cassieoh

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    23 Oct 2020

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    Short but sweet 20/8/25