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    Sirius Black was supposed to spend Christmas in a luxury Airbnb in Vermont with his best friends. Instead, there's a record-breaking snowstorm, a tiny cabin with no electricity, a viral video, a mysterious last-minute breakup, and sharing a bed with Remus Lupin.

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    26 Dec 2025

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    Remus finds himself facing the aftermath of having sex with your best friend ... while listening to your other best friends have sex in the next room. Was this a one time thing or does Sirius want more?

    Occurs directly after the events of Shared Walls but can also be read as a standalone.

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    26 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    Remus is stranded at the airport on Christmas eve when Sirius approaches him with a surprising offer: pretend to be Sirius's new husband for his Christmas honeymoon vacation and save Sirius from having to explain yet again about leaving his cheating ex at the alter. Featuring: far too many sexual innuendos, Sirius's growing blush, Remus who cannot function before coffee, and a vacation that neither of them will ever forget.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    “Dear gods you are gorgeous,” the man said before Remus could utter a sound. “I’m so sorry about this. Truly. I wouldn’t, but it’s a rather desperate situation you see.”

    I’m going to get mugged, Remus realised. Here, under the sharp stars, in the soft snow, by the hands of the most beautiful man he had ever laid his eyes on.

    And wasn’t that just his luck.

    “Trust me,” the man continued, “I am no more pleased about it than you are, but it’s a matter of life and death at this point, otherwise… well, sorry. Again.”

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    Remus is accosted by a vampire on his way home. Strange in itself. But when the vampire realises he has anaemia, he starts bringing him food. And medication. And nice little treats to make him feel better.

    And - well. Remus never claimed to be a man of strong convictions.

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    15 Dec 2025

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    14 Dec 2025