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Arcane Kinktober 2025 by absolutelynotbitch, queenofdovesxxx (absolutelynotbitch)
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
16 Oct 2025
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⚠️ Disclaimer: idk who needs to hear this, but don’t fuck your siblings, don’t abduct your girlfriend in an alien ship, and don’t get yourself imprisoned just to get screwed by guards and treated like an animal. This is fiction. Fiction ≠ reality.
If you love a pairing, yell at me in the comments. I will cave and write more of it. 💋
Comments are open for filth and fun — not for conspiracy theories. If you think my lesbian smut is political commentary, please touch some grass 💋
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MILFs, Misunderstandings and Midnight Snacks by absolutelynotbitch
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
29 May 2025
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When Vi moves in to a new neighborhood, she's immediately taken aback by the sprawling house catty corner to her own. But is the rich Piltie bitch across the street all she seems?
aka POV switching MILF Caitlyn that her neighbor Vi sets her sights on to fuck - smut happens before romance DW I gotchu 🤞
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Rule #34 - Himiko Toga x Reader by absolutelynotbitch
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
05 Jun 2024
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Entertaining a villain who has a crush on you has consequences...
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Baby I'm Yours - Bk x Reader by absolutelynotbitch
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Mar 2024
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We'll shelter and adore you more than anything - KrBk x Reader by absolutelynotbitch
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
29 Feb 2024
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When the reader has a breakdown and needs reassurance, their boys are there to kiss (and /gently/ fuck) the pain away.
Lowkey just wanted to write these cuties. Sue me.
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the moment she got home, you noticed how uptight she'd been.
maybe you can change that.
Bookmarked by absolutelynotbitch
27 Aug 2025
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“So we’re back to this?” Vi breathed out as Caitlyn situated herself between her legs.
“Depends what you mean by this.” She readjusted so that their hips were flush together, Vi leaning back on her elbows with one leg propped up.
“Being a cold bitch.”
Caitlyn’s expression faltered for a moment but as she moved further into Vi’s space her eyes drifted to the pink flush appearing. She scoffed. “You seem warm enough to me, darling.”
The camera began clicking in front of them, both of them focusing on posing.
“Vi, I’ll get you to place the hand closest to the camera on Caitlyn’s butt. Caitlyn, is that okay?”
“Yep, fine.” Her pulse was quickening.
“Butt.” Vi snorted.
Caitlyn rolled her eyes but Vi could see her smile a little. “Just do it.”
“So needy.”
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Caitlyn is a Victoria's Secret Angel and Vi is a model for Calvin Klein. They get assigned to a collaborative campaign between the two companies and tensions run high when they are not what they seem to the other.
TW: some mentions of abuse, drugs and sexual assault, i will give these chapter specific warnings and an indication of where they are for those who don't want to read!
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Bookmarked by absolutelynotbitch
24 May 2025
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Caitlyn blinked the sleep from her eyes, almost in shock that she had received a response already. Gay panic was setting in and fighting with her morals.
Hesitant and heart racing, her finger hovered over the notification until she gained enough courage to click the screen and began to read the email.
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Hey Caitlyn,
So, I guess I’m supposed to introduce myself, right?
I’m Vi. I’m in prison (obviously). Been here a while, not sure how much longer. I like reading, working out, and keeping my mind busy. Mostly keep to myself. I’m not gonna pretend I’m thrilled about this pen pal gig, but I don’t mind writing. It’s something to do.
Not much else to say. You ask, I’ll answer.
Also, saw your picture. I know I’m probably not supposed to comment on that, but... damn. You’re hot. Just putting it out there.
Talk soon,
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Caitlyn is given an assignment in one of her Criminology classes that includes her becoming pen pals with a prisoner at Stillwater.
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Bookmarked by absolutelynotbitch
24 May 2025
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Emergency Services Lesbians by SarcastCity
Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
02 Dec 2025
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Bookmarked by absolutelynotbitch
04 Mar 2025
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Cracked by orphan_account
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Oct 2020
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Bakugou’s a controlling bastard. But every now and then, something slips.
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- Part 26 of Kinktober 2020
Bookmarked by absolutelynotbitch
06 May 2024

