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    Podfic Broken Telephone is a challenge than ran from summer 2017 to winter 2017. The idea was that Person A made a podfic, which turned into a prompt for Person B. Person B's podfic then became a prompt for Person C, and on down the chain.

    Three chains were formed from the participant pool to keep the challenge run time to six months or less.

    For more information or to see the other chains and podfics made for this challenge, visit the collection: http://ao3-rd-3.onrender.com/collections/podfic_broken_telephone

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    Stuff I wrote when I was struggling to write at all. Mostly short, unfinished things.

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  1. Rec 75

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    “You’re drunk,” Jason says flatly, because that much is painfully obvious.

    “Why, yes, I am, thank you for noticing,” Dick giggles, fluttering his eyelashes at him, and Jason resists the urge to slam the door right in his ridiculously attractive face.

    “You’re drunk,” Jason repeats, left eyebrow twitching in annoyance, “You’re drunk, and you’re at my house, and— and what the fuck are you wearin’, Dickface?”

    “Oh, this,” Dick pushes himself off the door frame with much less grace than usual, swaying on his feet a bit as he twirls in front of Jason, “‘s just a li’l something I put together for Halloween— d’you like it?”

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    26 Dec 2025

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    yara @troycabaret
    tried to get oomf into hockey and now she's obsessed with FUCKING HOLLANOV? THEY'RE 50 YEARS OLD

    Or: Ten years, as seen through fandom.

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    24 Dec 2025

  3. Rec 3

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    The first time it happens, it's funny. The situation in itself is funny, and it's happened to all of them at this point. If you're a Wayne, you get kidnapped, and you can't be too good at escaping in order to preserve your cover. It's annoying, but it happens.

    It would be funny no matter who the kidnappee was (objectively, even if it was Jason himself).

    Tim, though.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    FIC TO BE DELETED AFTER JAN 2025

     

    Something thick and ropelike slithered lightning fast up his body. It wrapped its way around his thigh and tangled up one of his arms, trapping it around his waist. Tim jerked back from the spray, blinking water out of his eyes.

    Shadows had taken over the shower wall in front of him. “Jason,” he gasped.

    The giant wall of shadow in front of him sharpened and formed a shape, then features, then a face. Jason’s shirtless upper body emerged from the inky wall. He’d given up most of his human illusion, with the whites of his eyes turned black and the green in them glowing, the pupils catlike. Two horns curled out of his temples and, when he grinned, fangs peeked out.

    “Timmy,” he said pleasantly. “You let your guard down so easily.”

    “I’m in the shower,” Tim said.
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    Or the one where Tim and Jason have to team up to save the world and they hate each other soooo much.

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    21 Dec 2025

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    Jaskier gets jumped by a bunch of bandits, who happen to be so dumb as to stab him with an ancient artifact. When he wakes up, the bandits are slaughtered, and Jaskier has a new hunger. He decides he can't and won't live like this, and searches out a witcher to kill him when he's unsuccessful himself. Of course......he finds Geralt, or does Geralt find him?

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    When Jaskier wakes up, the light is uncommonly bright to his eyes, and he has to squint against it. He’s not sure he remembers going to sleep the previous night, and briefly accuses himself of gulping down the bottle of Toussainti wine he’d filched from the inn, leaving a few crowns in its place.

    He rubs his hands over his face, and realises that as he does so, the strange metallic scent that hangs in the air gets stronger. When he pulls his hands away to look at his palms, he stiffens. There are red stains on the skin, some of it dried and flaking in the creases.

    It’s very definitely not wine.

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    20 Dec 2025