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Jarlaxle is the Jester, and Artemis the Throne by spaghettieater
Fandoms: Forgotten Realms, The Legend of Drizzt Series - R. A. Salvatore
13 Oct 2024
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A series of small fan-fictions written about Jarlaxle and Entreri. These two adventuring evil-dooers have a fun, chaotic, and sometimes romantic dynamic which gets them into and out of terribly good situations. Follow them across all of Faerûn as they destroy, steal, save, flee, and discover new experiences.
Most of these are written with the other parts in mind, but each can also be read as self-contained if you are familiar with the characters, and ship them.
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26 May 2025
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“Ah, so these contraptions do stay still. Very interesting to observe when it’s not actively trying to kill me,” Gale commented, circling Astarion’s car as if sizing it up. “These are carriages of some sort I presume? Electrical? No horses or magic needed?”
Astarion rummaged in his jacket pocket, producing keys. He slid his hand across the trunk, up the back, and slapped the roof. “Actually, this has about 120 horsepower, and this baby can fit so much existential dread.” Astarion smiled smugly at the meme reference Gale would neither understand nor appreciate.
“The power of 120 horses… That sounds absolutely terrifying.” Gale’s face turned pale, his cheeks beginning to match his shirt.
Astarion gets more than he bargained for when he wishes his life weren't so mundane. It seems the universe decided to grant his wish when it dropped off 'Gale of Waterdeep' from a literal portal in the side of a wall.
Will he be able to help the estranged wizard back to Faerun? With the enlisted help of someone an ocean away, he may.
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18 May 2025
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”Hello, my name is Gale Dekarios. Would you be so kind as to call me an ambulance? I appear to be having some kind of episode.”
”We do not have time to help this… ‘ambulance’. We must report directly to my Kith’rak.” asserted the green one.
“We are in need of aid ourselves, perhaps you can travel with us until we find a healer,” said the purple one.
Just his luck. He was stuck in some kind of nightmare trip with the most dedicated roleplayers in the world.
Gale’s life is quiet and predictable, spent working at the library and having quiet evenings with his cat- when he’s not dealing with his insufferable neighbor, Astarion.
That is until he wakes up in a world of magic and danger, where he knows nothing and no one, except for one constant: Astarion is still there, sharper, deadlier, and just as much of an asshole.
Now Gale has to survive a story he doesn’t belong in, with no plan, no knowledge of magic, and no idea how to get home.
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16 May 2025
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With Viren locked up, Opeli is faced with a plethora of magical artifacts she knows nothing about.
Luckily, she knows a guy.
Unfortunately the guy she knows is equal parts arcane nerd, equal parts trauma victim, all wrapped up with a Xadian emotional support snake who disapproves of his involvement with that starry elf in the mirror he finds.
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28 Apr 2025
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You were not dominant, that much had been clear to the vampire practically from the moment he laid eyes on you. Two hundred years gave one a sense for these things. He relished in fucking you face down into the dirt or settling your legs over his shoulders as he ruined you. But this? This was pure ecstasy. Being fucked by a pet who answered to his every command - now that was something.
"Are you close, pet?" he purred sweetly. You nodded with an acute franticness. He tugged at your chain, dragging your face closer, forcing your wet eyes on him as you keened so deliciously. "Use your words."
Like the pitiful whine of an injured dog, you cried, "Yes."
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A dominant Astarion has a submissive Tav/Reader on top
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- Part 36 of Astarion Fics/Drabbles
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22 Apr 2025