anonymoustranspoet
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charles craves monotony. monty despises it. partially a fix-it fic, partially off-screen scenes, mostly projecting. who am i kidding, it's all projecting.
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la douleur exquise by anonymoustranspoet
Fandoms: Operation Mincemeat: A New Musical - SpitLip
29 May 2025
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monty has a wagon full of bread and a brisket in the oven. it is before seven on a sunday morning and monty needs to get rid of the bread. awkwardness ensues. may write more.
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and the roses just miss you by anonymoustranspoet
Fandoms: Operation Mincemeat: A New Musical - SpitLip
21 May 2025
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grief hits hester after a long day. thanks to the power of love, trans solidarity, hurt-comfort, and propagation, john helps her feel better.
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till' there was you by anonymoustranspoet
Fandoms: Operation Mincemeat: A New Musical - SpitLip, The Music Man - All Media Types
08 May 2025
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"till there was you" from the music man but with montlie! major pining, forehead kisses, you know the drill.
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Guilty pleasures by ComfortingAngel
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Jan 2022
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TD;DR charting Aziraphale's sexuality from curious cherub to Crowley's angel from Eden to Present Day.
Early on, Aziraphale, a very new angel and well-meaning cherub, loves everything in the Garden of Eden very much. He is distracted by the luscious beauty of everything. Fascinated by the biology of the humans and the tasty fruit they get to enjoy, Aziraphale dares to manifest himself matching physiology, complete with a stomach and a penis. But new sensations befuddle him just as a demon attacks the garden, and innocence is quickly lost. Aziraphale is shamed by Heaven and consumed with guilt, but help comes from an unexpected quarter, and a sure bond is set in stone for the angel and the demon forever.
As time passes, they can no longer ignore what they do to one another.
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20 Dec 2025
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It's Aziraphale and Crowley’s first Christmas in the South Downs, and it is simply perfect.
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18 Dec 2025
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Beekeeper's picnic's Holmes and Watson go to swim and ogle each other
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- Part 1 of Fluffcember 2025
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01 Dec 2025
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snowmelt by Fallowsthorn
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
23 Nov 2022
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Anakin shifted, trying not to plaster himself so closely to Obi-Wan's back. The closet they were hiding in was so small they were forced to essentially spoon standing up, which was rather similar to an unfortunate number of fantasies that Anakin was, at that moment, very much regretting having entertained.
"Quit squirming, Master."
"I assure you, it's better than the alternative," Obi-Wan said, voice annoyed and oddly tight.
"Why, are you gonna piss yourself?" Anakin snarked back.
Silence. "This poison seems to be processed through the kidneys," Obi-Wan said, a beat too late.
Anakin just about inhaled his own tongue.
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23 Nov 2025
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"Would you fuck your clone?"
"What the hell dude."
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would you fuck your clone but it's the horsemen (and ponies)Bookmarked by anonymoustranspoet
19 Nov 2025