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    His father wasn’t stupid. He was an officer of the law, trained to look for patterns. He confronted Stiles about werewolves and they shouted and Stiles tried to explain but his father was so, so, so mad, more mad than Stiles had ever seen him, ever in all his life and then his father looked at him and said,

    “It’s like you’re not my son anymore.”

    And Stiles broke.

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    01 Dec 2025

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    1 of all time favs in Teen Wolf fandom!

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    There was a giggle. But it was not from Katara. Or even Aang.

    Sokka’s head snapped over to Zuko, who looked just as shocked as Sokka felt. His cheeks were cherry-red and he had a hand clapped over his mouth. “Did you just laugh?” Sokka asked. Just to make sure his ears still worked.

    Zuko spluttered, his cheeks darkening. “What—no! Why would I ever—I mean, what is laughing?” And then, “Your jokes suck anyway!”

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    Sokka accidentally makes Zuko laugh during one of their fights. He takes it upon himself to continue making Zuko laugh in their future encounters, just as a "distraction tactic."

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    28 Oct 2025

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    Cutest sokka/zuko fic EVER

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    “Poor thing,” he croons, patting over his pussy like he’s consoling it, not him and fuck that shouldn’t make him drip; the wet sound echoing in his ears. “Just want attention, don’t ya? Dumb fucks here don’t know what they’ve been given. Should be fuckin’ lined up to put you in your place.”

    Johnny’s skin heats and he can only hope it doesn’t spread far enough down for him to see as he shifts restlessly on the bed. “Big talk fer a man behind a wall,” he spits.

    “Harsh words for a slag flashin’ ‘is cunt,” he shoots back.

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    29 Aug 2025

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    Smut! <3

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    So there he sat, waiting for the muscley dom he just pissed off to get home and find him laying on their bed, donned in nothing but his black under suit and the satisfied smirk on his face. Alarm bells should be going off, danger, danger, run, but he couldn't bring himself to move an inch. He was excited, walking the tightrope between danger and comfort, and his safety net was the knowledge that all he'd have to do is say one word and they'd be watching Sailor Moon with glasses of wine, all of this behind them in an instant. . . He was more than welcome, he was encouraged to ask for a good night if he needed one. . . but he didn't want a good night. Not this time. He wanted high speed and a steep fall.

    On cue, the door clicks open. 'Hello danger', Kaoru thought to himself.

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    29 Aug 2025

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    Crazy good smut >:]

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    Today, in the middle of the Nebraska sand hills is a motel built to please and appease the tentacle beasts who want to destroy the world. Right after they are done having sex with us.

    Isabella Adora, a woman in her late 20s who worked as a file clerk, dreams of leaving the tedium of her life.
    When she gets fired from her office job, she comes home to get in a big fight with her boyfriend, Jacob. She packs her bags and attempts to drive home on the other side of the United States. She gets lost Halfway there, nearly running out of gas In the middle of Nebraska. A helpful gas station attendant tells her about the ranch.

    She decides it beats sleeping in her car and rents a room. While getting something to eat at the motel bar, she has to pee and ends up in a glory hole for non-human life.

    She now finds her self on the front line of keeping humanity safe, one encounter at a time. This is her story and the story of all those who stay at The Ranch.

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    17 Jul 2025