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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    21 Aug 2019

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    Aziraphale likes humanity. 

    He also likes Crowley. 

    Divine status aside, these things aren’t totally unrelated.

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    06 Aug 2019

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    A dripping wet, shivering, and mildly traumatised demon shows up on the doorstep of Aziraphale's bookshop in the dead of night. The angel is delighted.

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    Crowley's back from Hell. Things are a bit different, but that's all right.

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    06 Aug 2019

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    Aziraphale has not shut up in thirty-four minutes. Crowley’s been counting.

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    02 Aug 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 64

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    Aziraphale (posing as Crowley) returns from hell much later than anticipated, Crowley talks to God, and a very old book prompts a confession that should have been made years (millennia) ago.

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    “I think I prayed,” Crowley blurted suddenly, just as the last of the gashes on his hand were healed. Aziraphale’s head snapped up to meet Crowley’s eyes and he pulled away to better see the expression on Crowley’s face.

    “To whom?” the angel asked softly, thinking perhaps Crowley didn’t mean what Aziraphale thought he did. “To—”

    “Yes,” Crowley interrupted, anticipating Aziraphale’s question. “I didn’t know what else to do.”

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    29 Jul 2019