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    Beep beep bee-beep.

    The chipper little four-tone riff from Kim Possible rings from Peter's phone, and it snaps him out of his fugue state enough that he’s able to groan and grab it out from under his pillow. Normally, he’s happy enough to hear Deadpool’s text tone, but there’s nothing he could want at this hour that Peter’s going to be particularly jazzed about. When Wade texts this late, it’s either an emergency on patrol or a sleep-drunk attempt at a booty call, and Peter’s not in a place to entertain either of those ideas.

    But he’s at least going to have the decency to text him back and tell him to fuck off.

    He opens the phone.

    There’s no messages.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    Peter couldn’t be more stunned when Deadpool abruptly slips to the ground cross-legged, tosses the collar at Peter, and casually says, “Put it on me, Spider-Man.”

    He doesn’t say Webs, or Webster or any other nickname he’s come up with. Not even baby boy. It’s Spider-Man.

    Deadpool wants Spider-Man to put the collar on him.

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    Or: An accidental meeting turns into what Deadpool himself describes as "stalking-lite". What is Spider-Man supposed to do when Deadpool won't stop following him around like a lovesick puppy?

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    26 Mar 2026

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    Spider-Man’s identity is going to be leaked to the papers first thing Monday morning and all he can do is wait - unless - there’s a certain asshole mercenary with a hard-on for him and a window begging to be broken into that can keep him distracted all night.

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    26 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 71

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    Jaime loses everything in a single refusal.

    The hunters lose more.
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    Jaime can keep her alive without touching her, muting her pain as much as his magic will allow him to, and pray to the gods that have forsaken him that she gets a chance.

    Any chance at all.

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    28 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 78

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    "A collar of wolfskin binds a mage’s powers making their magic entirely unreachable. But to truly use a mage, to make their magic as one’s own, something more permanent must be done."

    The wolves find the hunter's camp and finally have their revenge for the torture and murder of their kin. Unfortunately, they need the hunter's mage alive, temporarily, to free the remaining captured wolves from their cages. Jaime would like to help but his magic doesn't work unless someone is controlling it.

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    07 Jun 2025