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What, Like It's Hard? by chxmpxgneproblems, GrayGiantess
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
09 Mar 2024
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“You’re a mess, Lestat,” Nicki said with a grimace. “You’re extra. You’re a lot. And I just can’t be held back by that.”
Omigod, you guys! Lestat was so ready to move into the perfect apartment with his perfect boyfriend and start the next phase of their lives together. Can you believe Nicki dumped him instead?! But nobody just dumps Lestat. Lestat vows to show the world that he totally is a serious actor – and to get his man back!
But if he’s going to land the lead role in the end-of-year show, he’ll need all the help he can get. Especially since everyone at this new school totally hates him. Luckily, he meets a cute TA from the English department, with deep brown eyes, whose nose crinkles when he laughs and who knows even more about Shakespeare than Lestat does. Could this be…destiny?
In which the characters from Interview with the Vampire do Legally Blonde.
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Putting the Fun in Dysfunctional by Gigi_Sinclair
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
08 Jan 2026
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"Looking at Madeleine’s phone, Claudia watches a clip of her Maker selecting a groupie like he's shopping at some vampiric Whole Foods, make some crude comment about what he plans to do, and then make a cruder dick joke. By the time he whips his sweaty hair at the camera, Claudia feels like she could cringe into another dimension.
'He knows people can see that shit, right?' The question is rhetorical. Everything Lestat does is performative, and the performance is for one person alone.
Madeleine hums, a sound halfway between sympathy and amusement. "Apparently he also knows people can film it.'
'Place your bets. How long until Louis makes a passive-aggressive post about vodka?'
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07 Jan 2026
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After receiving news that his visa renewal application has been denied, rock star Lestat de Lioncourt faces deportation back to France. To avoid this, Lestat convinces his assistant, Louis, to marry him in exchange for the fame and money that would help establish him as a serious artist.
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10 Dec 2025
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Daniel pays a friendly visit to Louis and Lestat and is surprised to see how big their family has gotten. Armand is intrigued.
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Louis and Lestat have many, many children.
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28 Nov 2025
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When Louis' brother Paul dies unexpectedly and leaves a five-year-old Claudia orphaned, Louis doesn't hesitate to take in his niece.
Then social services come a-knocking, and Louis panics and introduces his housemate Lestat as his fiancé, turning things on their head even more.
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23 Nov 2025
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i still wish for you (to stay) by wesperwarrior
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
15 Nov 2025
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Rumors have been flying recently about him and his secret rich boyfriend.
Boyfriend.
No, he and Louis were not boyfriends, nor companions, nor lovers.
They were friends, perhaps. Friends who hung out, who fought, who confided in each other when something exciting or frightening happened.
Friends who fucked when they were feeling alone or when that dull roar of hunger for each other became a pounding they couldn’t avoid any longer.
Friends.
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Louis and Lestat try to rekindle the flame of their companionship, but their lust manages to get in the way of their truths.
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16 Nov 2025