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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

    This Fic is now complete!

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    22 Nov 2025

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    Tony tales from his black book contains some extraordinary women ... here are just a few.

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    19 Oct 2025

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    A story inspired by a Reddit prompt: "See, I don't understand what the big deal is." Harry flexed. Behind him, the normally unflappable Daphne Greengrass walked into a door.

    This story should not be taken seriously at all. A silly AU story that will hopefully make you laugh.

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    15 Jun 2025

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    In one timeline, Madara hunted down and enslaved the Kyuubi no Kitsune to his will and wielded him against Hashirama. Two hundred years later, Naruto squares off against a man who seeks to turn back time to claim the Juubi. He wins in the sense that the man dies. He looses in that he himself is cast back in time instead, and without Kurama.

    In this timeline, two now seek the Bijuu, one young, powerful, and driven by hatred; the other beyond ancient, inherently kind, and only seeks to save his oldest friend in the little time he has left, even if said friend no longer remembers him.

    A one-shot that became something more. Series complete.

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    24 Feb 2025

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    A teenaged Tony Stark notices something fishy.

    A few people get found out a little earlier.

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    19 Feb 2025