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    “I need you to fuck me.”

    “Well, good evening to you too, cherì,” he manages to get out, his eyebrows raising to his hairline of their own accord.

    “I’m serious Louis, don’t make fun of me,” he frowns, straightening up and tilting his head to the side. “I asked Siri and even Google, they both say that this is the solution.”

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    Lestat has finally found the solution to all his problems.

    Probably.

    Maybe.

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    03 Sep 2025

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    “You idiot,” Ye Baiyi chuckles at Long Xiao. “He was already panting for someone to have him like a bitch before you poisoned him. You’re doing us a favor by encouraging these two soup-for-brains to go off into the woods and fuck their feelings out.”

    Wen Kexing swears at Ye Baiyi, then threatens to pluck his eyebrows bald. Chengling blinks as he takes in the scene with round eyes. Long Xiao smiles, showing off his full set of adult teeth, eerily out of place in a child’s face. Zhou Zishu feels sick to his stomach; he wishes he could be drunk.


    Wen Kexing gets hit with fuck-or-die sex pollen on the way to Longyuan cabinet. Everything would be fine, except Zhou Zishu’s been keeping an unfortunate secret: the nails in his chest mean he can’t get hard anymore.

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    27 Feb 2022

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    This is not the first time Wen Kexing’s body has been poisoned like this.

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    26 Feb 2022

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    Xue Yang has a bad feeling about this. Xiao Xingchen knows too much. For example, he knows how to get Xue Yang’s guard down, how to make him go crazy with want. How to touch him to make him dissolve into some soft, content, foreign version of himself.

    It can’t be good to let Xiao Xingchen have this much power over him. The guy knows way, way too much.

    Even so, Xiao Xingchen doesn’t know everything. If he did, there’s no way he would want to…

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    01 Oct 2020

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    “Yes, Gusu Lan’s education is top-notch, heads and shoulders above every other cultivation sect...but have you ever considered these poor boys need a little more practical knowledge? I think it’d be a good idea to implement sex ed!”

    Lan Qiren was torn between having a cardiac event then and there or sending Wei Wuxian into the afterlife once more, preferably with his own two hands.

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    04 May 2020