DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
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are you sick? (with lovesickness!) by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
18 Mar 2026
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“Lan Zhan, my heart beats for you and only for you!” Wei Wuxian lies passionately, flinging himself into the Imperial Censor’s stiff arms.
Lan Wangji, cool and pristine as always, gracefully sidesteps to let Wei Wuxian fall face first onto the stone stairs. The Imperial Censor looks at the fallen Imperial Marshal with disgust barely hidden in those golden eyes, gritting out in a shocking informal—almost callous—manner, “are you sick?”
Wei Wuxian clings to the man’s robes and cries, “yes! Sick in love with you, Lan Zhan!”
(To smoothly investigate the Lan Imperial Censor and his increasing rise in power, Wei Ying tells everyone he's in love with Lan Zhan. Of course, it backfires on everyone involved, especially himself.)
((Or wangxian to the tune of jun you ji fou (is the gentleman sick) by ru si wo wen))
Series
- Part 1 of danmei to danmei transfusions
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a child acquired by any other means (would still be as loved) by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jul 2025
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There's a child on Yue Qingyuan's lap.
“Is that uh,” Shang Qinghua squeaks at the room filled with at least half a dozen of quietly enraptured peak lords, too afraid to point with his finger, “Shen-shixiong?”
(Spoiler: No, it is not.)
Series
- Part 4 of danmei oneshots
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when nobody hears you scream (i'll scream with you) by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Mar 2025
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Tianlang Jun meets a man, cold but lovely in his loneliness, on a night he doesn’t want to remember his dead wife.
Somehow, they met again and again and again after. And somehow, Tianlang Jun stops finding beauty in Shen Qingqiu’s desolation and starts wanting to see him smile for real.
Series
- Part 2 of Contemporary Family Affairs
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never finding full repast by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
Fandoms: 镇魂 | Guardian - priest
07 Sep 2024
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“What are you looking at? I did that for her own good. How dare she try to poach someone from Kunlun-jun? I’m astounded that the idea even crossed her mind.” Chu Shuzhi stuffed Guo Changcheng into the car, then he stretched out his long legs.
“Drive,” he ordered, “Take me home first.”
And Guo Changcheng, face flushing and heart throbbing, took him home.
Except.
Their night doesn’t end there.
(A somewhat smutty what-if for the second bonus story in Guardian’s volume 3)
Series
- Part 5 of danmei oneshots
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bamboo blossoms by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 May 2024
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“Your pulse seems normal,” Luo Binghe hums, fingers warm on Shen Yuan’s skin.
“That’s not how you take someone’s pulse,” he croaks weakly.
Luo Binghe acts as if he hadn’t heard a word he said and made a move to slide Shen Yuan’s sleeve up his arm, “let me check the bite marks—”
(Or, to make the story shorter:
Shen Yuan after dying in his previous world, wakes up in the book inspired by his favourite cancelled webnovel as the son of a famous but disgraced courtesan. After being raised by various brothel aunties and their suitors, he gets summarily abducted by his erstwhile parent back to the inner palace court. Does everyone now understand what happened to Shen Yuan?
No?
Good. )
((Or the SVSSS fusion with The Apothecary Diaries nobody wanted but everyone still got.))
Series
- Part 6 of danmei oneshots
Recent series
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danmei to danmei transfusions by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
18 Mar 2026
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because one danmei isn't enough, we have to fuse it with another one
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Contemporary Family Affairs by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Mar 2025
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danmei oneshots by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 镇魂 | Guardian - priest
03 Jul 2025
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How Can I Support My Favorite Character If I'm the Villain? by KuriKuri
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
23 May 2022
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User Code: “Where am I?” activated! a cheery voice exclaims, and Giyū startles slightly as a glowing, semi-translucent screen pops up in his field of vision. It looks like some sort of video game map – not that he has much experience playing video games – and he feels his forehead crease as he studies the menu options.
Giyū hesitates, but then asks, “What is this?”
For a moment, nothing happens, but then the cheery voice says, In your final moments, you expressed a desire to know how Sword of Destruction character Sabito’s story ended. Your afterlife experience has been modified to accommodate your dying wish.
(Or: Scum Villain AU)
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Bookmarked by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
25 Oct 2025
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For two weeks, Kakashi leaves the house in the mornings to buy fresh groceries and let Naruto get some fresh air. He spends his time cleaning, changing Naruto’s nappies, or feeding him. He reads on a chair next to the crib while Naruto sleeps, and eats his own food one-handed, his left pointer finger perennially relinquished to Naruto’s unreasonably strong grip.
Every evening, he walks to the hospital and sits by Minato’s bed for a while.
“He did well today, sensei,” Kakashi mutters in a soft voice, rocking Naruto in his arms. “Drank his bottles at the right times and didn’t cry once.”
Naruto giggles, blinks up at Kakashi. He sighs, rocks him a little more gently.
On the bed, Minato doesn’t move. He’s pale and gaunt. The skin sagging a little. He looks older than he is. His lips are cracked, though Tsunade has assured Kakashi that the drips connected to Minato’s arms are keeping him hydrated enough.
“You’ve got to wake up, sensei,” he whispers. “I don’t think I can raise your kid alone.” He swallows the lump in his throat, squares his shoulders. “But I’ll do it. You don’t have to worry. I’ve got this.”
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Bookmarked by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
24 Sep 2025
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Kakashi's life was going pretty okay. Both his teammates are alive (even if one is half plant matter- Obito will never live that down) and they are sort of, kind of, a team now.
Then he started coughing up flowers.
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After Pein's attack, Hatake Kakashi's corpse was secretly sent to the Root Headquarters by order of the new Hokage, Shimura Danzou. The man who protected him from being dissected was Akatsuki's true leader Tobi, or, Uchiha Obito.
Obito sank further into rage and despair. He was determined than ever to fulfill the Eye of the Moon Plan. However, his Kamui teleportation accidentally sent him to a parallel universe right before the Fourth Shinobi War started.
There he met:
a Namikaze Minato as the Fourth Hokage and a blissful husband and father;
a Nohara Rin as a superior medic nin and a strong, beautiful kunoichi;
a Hatake Kakashi as the ANBU commander and a son that the famous and respected White Fang was proud of;
and another Uchiha Obito as one of the top-class jonin of Konoha and the popular candidate of his sensei's successor, surrounded by his clan and everyone that he loved and vowed to protect at any cost.OR: Uchiha Obito decided to overturn the 'perfect world' where Team Minato lives a happy life.
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- Part 1 of Enemy of the World
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Bookmarked by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
24 Aug 2025
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The Uchiha Massacre still took place. However, the one who had carried out the mission was not Uchiha Itachi, but his captain.
A certain masked man was furious about it, of course.
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Bookmarked by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
24 Aug 2025