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    “Duty will ask all of you for everything, if only so that someone will give it. Pray to the gods that it isn’t you and accept my pity if it is.

    Because itis pitiful, and no one will let you forget it.”

     

    The real story of Kakashi Hatake is written down, sealed, and stored in its entirety at the back of the Hokage’s wartime bunker. Konoha’s Rokudaime becomes a figure of legend. No one knows their name, their face, or when they became Hokage, but no one else is allowed to hold the title. Rumor has it that they were a past Hokage brought back to life. They don’t realize how right they are.

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    It starts, like most of Ochako’s better ideas do, as a bout of envious window shopping. Shouto would like to state for the record, though, that he was on board from the word go, and is always down to break the law. He just figured that he could help Ochako snag a few goodies along the way.

    The Hero Commission stuff and the finding family stuff, well. He’s still processing it. Ochako just laughs and ropes Izuku’s mom into filing the lawsuits because they’re both nice like that.

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    Things never could’ve stayed the same after Kamino. All Might didn’t simply pass on his legacy; his retirement created an event horizon that neither Midoriya nor Bakugou could return from. This time, however—for this point of no return—they have adults willing to intervene on their behalf.

    [Or: A hospital visit changes things for the great.]

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    Tatooine is where memory goes to die. The galaxy leaves junk in their sand to never be dug up again, including the bones of Outer Rim slaves. Her father—a man Mama has never talked about—has no grave and no name, no stone or marked plot like the dead on real planets do. Lukka shears the flesh from bones when His sands rip across the horizon, the only vulture His winds.

    Mama tells them early on how it is: your name is your memory, and you’re remembered as long as there are folks that still say it. Don’t forget the names of the people you love; don’t forget; don’t forget; you won’t forget Mama, will you, Tan-Tan?

    Zeynatan will have a grave even if it’s the last thing she does, even if she has to dig up a thousand tons of rock. Nobody will forget her name; they’ll have to write it into their history books and carve it into their marble statues.

    Obi-Wan Kenobi left her in the desert to be forgot. Took her brother away from her. Surely hoped the twin suns would burn away her memory, her spite, her rage.

    And Obi-Wan Kenobi will die for it.

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    Picture, if you will, a shiny new High General Obi-Wan who has just been given control of the GAR on the logic he's the only Jedi with war experience. Except he's never actually organized an army before, and he needs help.

    Enter Co-High General Jocasta Nu, who runs the GAR like she would the Archive. Everything organized and cataloged, her precious Collection now expanded to include the entire GAR.

    And well, she's a librarian....

    The Sith never stood a chance.

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    23 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 71

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    Sam’s awareness of ghosts extended to exactly two pieces of knowledge: Danny’s parents are ghost hunters, and ghosts are dangerous and she should stay away from them.

    Unfortunately, neither of these things becomes something in her favor when she and Tucker are kidnapped by a ghost and turned into ghosts themselves— or half ghosts, apparently, something clarified to them by Amity Park’s resident hero Phantom, who also promises to stick around and help them figure out their new forms and powers.

    But while Sam is certainly grateful for the help, now that she’s regularly spending time with their local ghost protector, she’s noticing things about him that seem a little more familiar than they should. And also that Phantom’s strong confident hero persona might be a bit more of a facade than anyone‘s realized.

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    20 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 65

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    Tucker loves his boyfriend.

    That might be obvious, but Tucker means it from the bottom of his heart. Danny is his person, his partner, his player 2, his favorite boy in the whole entire world. He knows Danny well, and he likes to think Danny knows him well in return. So when things start changing with Danny, Tucker is quick to notice.

    Danny starts showing up to school with bruises, and his smile seems off. Tucker doesn't want to suspect his boyfriend, but Danny's clearly being hurt. He tries to figure out what's going on with Danny, but things start adding up to a picture Tucker really doesn't want to admit to.

    After all, how do you ask your boyfriend if his parents are abusing him?

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    18 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 53

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    Danny didn't think that halfas had ghost obsessions. He throws that hypothesis out the window when the school's new ghost security system leaves him trapped in a classroom during a ghost attack, causing him to panic. Being trapped with the A-list doesn't help matters.

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    17 Dec 2025

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    It’s the start of a weekend when Danny’s parents announce that they’re going to dissect Phantom.

    It’s about half an hour after that when Sam announces to Tucker that they’re breaking Phantom out.

    Except it doesn’t quite go that way.

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    15 Dec 2025