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Wanted: Fake Boyfriend for Family Dinner. Piss off my parents and get a free, home cooked meal! by ChaoticFairy (Amanda908565)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
27 Dec 2025
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Izuku Midoriya didn't mean to get married. He just wanted to piss off his mom.
A fake Craigslist ad for a boyfriend seemed like the perfect way to ruin another uncomfortable dinner. He expected trolls, maybe a scam or two. Not… whatever this was.
It was supposed to be a joke.
It’s getting harder to remember that.
(He didn't think either of them wanted to.)"I think I'm in love. Marry me."
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"Come on, Midoriya, think about it. Showing up to the family dinner with a surprise husband in tow? Someone they've never met – never even heard about? Who's…" he cleared his throat, glancing away for a moment with pursed lips, "at least twice your age?"
Izuku considered it. He hated that he was considering it.
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Bookmarked by emannemaz
14 Dec 2025
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This is some of the best crack I've had in a while. Completely not canon anything but in love with it and maybe the author for writing it.
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so this is what you meant by 'rollercoaster' by clumsybuddy (notdexterousatall)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
27 Oct 2025
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On a class field trip to a theme park, Izuku and Aizawa land, quite accidentally, in a slippery situation. If anyone asks, Izuku promises he really did slip and accidentally sit on Aizawa's dick!
Both of Aizawa's hands were still clenched on his hips.
"Um, s-sir?" Izuku stuttered.
"Oh my god," Aizawa groaned.
Izuku couldn't help it - he wiggled inquisitively.
"Do not do that," Aizawa snapped.
Izuku twisted his head back, so he could see Aizawa's flushed, pinched face. "What - uh -"
"I think I may have forgotten to zip up my fly in the restroom," Aizawa admitted.
Izuku blanched. "That's your - that's your, uh -"
Now with a second chapter!
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- Part 1 of rollercoaster au
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Tony adored Dave and the relationship they'd built, but now the secret was out about him being the missing Mancuso Heir.
So will Rossi be able to take Tony for who he is?
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- Part 2 of Expanded Tales from TLBB: Author's Fav
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Consequences of Disturbing a Ghost King by Bookkeeper1
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
31 Oct 2025
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Danny has recently been crowned King of the Infinite Realms. He had a whole coronation ceremony and everything. Except now, he’s dealing with a major power upgrade, and is taking some time to himself in his castle to adjust to his new power and ghostly instincts. It would be a lot easier to do so, however, if he wasn’t getting summoned every five minutes.
Tim was not on board with the whole “summon the new king of the afterlife” plan, particularly the part where they bothered a guy who could destroy them all with a sneeze. But when the plan goes wrong, Tim’s too focused on trying to get back what was lost to gloat.
Jason has no idea what’s going on, and would really like it if his body would stop betraying him, thanks. And if this creepy yet cuddly cosmic entity would let him go, that would be just swell.
Jason is confused. Tim is determined. And Danny is signing adoption papers.
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Tim Drake’s Guide to Post-Mortem IVF and the Consequences of Teenage Parenthood by candlemouse
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Young Justice (Comics)
29 Sep 2025
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“So, where’s the evidence?” Tim asked.
“One moment,” Bruce said, still staring down at Lila like she was god’s greatest gift to earth. And she was the greatest gift to earth. But Tim’s greatest gift—not God’s—because Tim technically was the one who had swirled her up in a test tube.
Tim accidentally creates a baby out of his and Kon’s DNA in grief. He keeps this a secret until he can’t, and then pivots onto the story that he’s “babysitting.” With a family full of detectives, it’s a story unlikely to last.
(AKA the fic in which a baby prompts Tim to reconcile his relationships with his loved ones)
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- Part 1 of my timkon clone baby au