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“Bowtruckles,” Yoongi announces with grandeur, “Can suck my dick.”
The Hufflepuff table is next to the Slytherins; Hoseok looks over and winks, along with Jimin’s second-year friend (Taesung? Taehyung?) but a group of girls giggle, and one of the Hufflepuff prefects rolls his eyes, piecrust stuck to his chin.
“Just because the bowtruckles can suck your dick doesn’t mean they will,” says Gerry.
“Bowtruckles have caused me so much emotional damage in the last hour that they should suck my dick just to make up for it.”
Or, Yoongi goes to Hogwarts, and meets Jeongguk, and grows up.
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11 Jun 2020
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fated by the stars (discontinued) by haikyubts for classic_phan
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
07 Feb 2025
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“I am your employer. I am your boss. It’s not the other way round,” Yoongi emphasizes, incredulous, as if he couldn’t believe what Taehyung had just done.
Taehyung snorts. “Sure you are.”
“I am your boss,” Yoongi growls.
“You are my boss, but you’ll be doing what I asked you to do,” Taehyung adds, smiling cheerfully. He picks his cup of tea & takes a sip, ignoring Yoongi’s death glare in his direction.
“You’re fired.”
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Taehyung: Actual Greek God Eros who fled from Mount Olympus to escape his annoying immortal family. Resident God with sunshine extraordinaire personality with a penchant for meddling in other’s affairs.
Min Yoongi: Record Producer at a leading music entertainment company, a workaholic, closeted softie underneath his tsundere veneer and seemingly in love with his best friend.
A chance makes them meet as Taehyung takes up a job as Yoongi’s personal assistant in the hopes of getting his boss together with his best friend and do his actual job, you know, of acting as a cupid.
Was it really a coincidence? Or was it fate?
(will release one last chapter & discontinuing notice & plot points sometime this year)
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29 Sep 2020