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    There’s a small smirk on the other man’s face that Shane almost misses. “Something boring to get to?”

    Shane frowns. What is with this guy? He takes a step toward the man in some kind of challenge. “Do you have a problem with me?”

    The smirk widens, but just like when they had met in the bar, something flashes across blue eyes, and this time it feels almost dangerous. “No, no problem.”

    “Then why are you…” Shane searches for a word less profane but ultimately lands on the only word that seems to fit, “such an asshole?”

    Sharp, bright laughter startles Shane, almost getting him to step back, but he stands his ground. Mr. Rozanov takes another drag from his cigarette before speaking. “You think I am asshole?” Another chuckle and a shrug, “Is true probably.”

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    A slow burn Hollanov Vampire AU

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    20 Apr 2026

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    Yuna getting stuck in an elevator with Ilya for two hours doesn't change everything... but it changes some things. Like Yuna getting to be on a first-name basis with Ilya a full year before her son is.

    (Part 2 (the smutty part) is not actually essential reading if you are not in the mood for smut!)

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    17 Apr 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov was fifteen when he first met Shane Hollander. At the 2006 World Junior Championship in Moscow for figure skating.

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    Shane Hollander Figure Skater x Ilya Rozanov Hockey Player AU

    *New Update Every Monday*

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    14 Apr 2026

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    “My husband and I think you are pretty, Haasy.” Rozanov says slowly, patiently, like he’s talking to a dog and not a grown man who is trying desperately to not get hard in front of him. “Is this okay?”

    Then he licks his fucking lips, and Luca nearly passes out. He feels his dick twitch, and yeah — it’s all fucking over. He’s going to keel over and die right here; a virgin with no Stanley cups to his name, and a Wikipedia page that doesn’t even have a picture of him on it yet. All because his childhood crush — object of at least 50 percent of his filthiest fantasies, married to the object of the other 50 percent — just called him pretty and licked his lips like he wanted to take a bite out of him.

    After his second season with the Centaurs, Luca gets invited to his captains' cottage for a week.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    “Need a bet to get laid, Rozanov? You’re really that desperate these days?”

    “Nostalgic, maybe.”

    “Wow. Big word.”

    “Shut up, Hollander.”

    Shane shuts up.

    “When I win,” Rozanov continues. “I get you for…twenty-four hours.”

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    Shane and Ilya are in rival frats in their senior year and it's time for the annual Greek Olympiad. A bet is made.

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    13 Apr 2026