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Hermione wants Harry to be happy. She will get him a date whether he wants her to or not.
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Harry's life didn't turn out like he expected after the war. He never did get past all the trauma. Not that he tried to deal with it. He just kept piling more on top by continuing to fight evil wizards. For decades. You can't run into life-threatening situations forever and always expect to win. Eventually, you will lose. What happens next is anyone's guess.
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- Part 1 of The Crusty Curser
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Post-War Harry takes a philosophy class and learns about killing babies before they become mass murderers.
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Harry is a prophesized hero, but he died. Many times. He has had several afterlife processing agents, but they haven't set him up for success. His newest agent, Max, wants Harry to win at all costs. He's going to help Harry cheat at life by setting him up as a Gamer.
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The best part of the Reptilia28 Reaper prompts is the interactions with whoever their Reaper is. There is so much room for play with just the person. Then you can start to subvert the prompt into more fun.
Each of these chapters is a standalone response to the original prompt while not explicitly filling it. If I had any desire to make these a feature length fic, it will be posted as a separate story.
This will be updated very intermittently. Basically, when I get an idea, I'll write it.
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Harry Potter's life doesn't turn out like he thought it would. He never deals with his trauma and stacks even more on top of it. Eventually, he dies. Or something? Maybe? Ends up in a void. he doesn't understand it either. He uses all of his mighty power to apparate out of the void.
Where does he land? Well each story is different. This isn't a sequential series. Each story will be a standalone with the same 1st chapter of Harry's post-canon life (Epilogue Prologue). He might end up traveling in time, in another dimension, another universe, back in a younger body, who the fuck knows.
Wherever he ends up, he still hasn't dealt with the trauma, and he still says lots of bad words. He curses. A lot. He's a disgruntled old man with shit-loads of magical power and doesn't give a fuck about societal standards of what's appropriate to say.
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The big tacky “27” candle on the birthday cake flickered and for a split second she saw the explosion that had wiped out Krypton in the orange glow of the low flame, a sharp breath of fear was quickly covered up by her blowing out the candle.
Only one thought echoed through her mind as the light was extinguished:
I’ve been on Earth longer than I was on Krypton.or
On the day of her 27th Earth birthday, after a day of celebrations, Kara goes to the park and meets an adorable dog, his owner? Lillian Luthor.
Their lives slowly but surely intertwine and if it so happens that Lillian's daughter is single and so is Kara? Well, it wouldn't hurt anything if Lillian gently nudged things into motion for the two of them. -
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"Sam, you can't be serious," said Lena.
"Unfortunately, I'm dead serious. And I know this came from your mom and all, but I do see the benefits here," Sam reasoned, shrugging her shoulders. "It would be big for your image and L-Corp's image. The youngest female billionaire CEO dating the first female NFL quarterback. The PR boost practically writes itself."
Oh, Lena was definitely going to need some Advil soon.
"Just meet her once, please? Maybe you'll warm up to the idea."
"Fine. But, if she smells like a locker room, I'm firing you."
"Deal."
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Kara begins her journey to becoming the first female quarterback in NFL history while Lena has been crowned as the youngest CEO of a multi-billion dollar company. To capitalize on their newfound roles, the powers-that-be suggest a fake relationship for bonus PR. With the immense pressure on both of their shoulders, two polar opposites from vastly different worlds butt heads repeatedly until they somehow miss and kiss each other instead.
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In the autumn of 2011, Harry Potter's daughter starts her first year at Hogwarts. Unfortunately, he doesn't know it.
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- Part 1 of the breath verse
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Lena Luthor once made a mistake when it came to mixing business and pleasure and she’s determined not to repeat it. She’s here to save a dying club, and the only romantic entanglements she wants to get involved with are those between her best friends. But can she hold herself to that when she meets a woman who keeps showing just how perfect she is for her. It doesn’t help that everyone keeps thinking they’re together.
Kara isn’t sure what her next step is, but she knows what it’s not. And it’s not into the arms of her cousin’s entertainment empire, nor is it back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. When a project with a friend gets her a regular gig for three months she’s happy to take the money while she decides. She doesn’t expect that her attraction to the woman, now her temporary boss, would grow into so much more. All she has to do is wait out the period of her contract and not scare Lena away, while also drawing her closer.
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Saving a Flower by 1Valor1 for Weather Report and Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Nov 2025
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Harry finds out Sirius' will had more than Galleons to offer him.
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- Part 9 of Uncommon Pairings - Oneshots