hey_itspeanut
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Oh to be Bella Swan in a Universe Where People Stop Edward From Stalking Her by hey_itspeanut
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types
27 Oct 2023
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AU where Bella reaches out to Rosalie early on in the series to ask her what in the Kentucky Fried Fuck is Edward's problem. I swear I saw a Tumblr post with basically this exact prompt but I can't find it and tbh it may have been a fever dream. If anyone knows what it is lmk so I can credit the person who came up with the actual idea pls and thank.
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Don't You Just Want to Watch Padme Amidala Go Feral? by hey_itspeanut
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
18 Oct 2023
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Inspired by a post from royalhandmaidens on Tumblr, where Padme gets fed up and yells at Palpatine during a Senate meeting. It's nothing serious, just a draft I've had sitting in my folders for like two years.
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Leaving Loss and Learning Life by normalisoverrated
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Black Widow (Movie 2021)
30 Sep 2024
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The Red Room is gone. They won. It's over.
Natasha and her family are free.
But taking down the Red Room is one thing, learning what life looks like without it is another. Freedom is not something they were ever trained for.
Natasha is still figuring out how to parent her traumatised daughter, who seems more soldier than child most days.
Bucky is pulled between fighting Hydra and the woman and daughter he loves more than anything.
Steffie has little practical understanding of safety.
Yelena has only just started exploring a world free of chemical subjugation, a world of food and fashion and choices and unexpected connections.
Melina is settling (back) into being a mother and grandmother, but resents the limitations of her ill-health.All of them are traumatised. All of them have a lot to learn and overcome. But together, they might just be able to face anything.
Or: The (Ex) Assassins' guide to family life, featuring: bribing a child to watch cartoons, top hats, home renovations, many phone calls, Christmas fluff, the occasional break in (or out), sparring for comfort, children being way too sneaky for their own good, and a few things done completely out of order.
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22 Dec 2025
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Bruised and Burned but We're Bold and Brave by normalisoverrated
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Black Widow (Movie 2021)
18 Dec 2023
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“You were pregnant.”
13 years ago those words had broken Natasha’s heart and numbed it to ice. 13 years ago Madame told Natasha they’d killed the child in her womb during her graduation ceremony. 13 years ago Dreykov forced Natasha to watch as the Winter Soldier was wiped of all memory of her.
She’d had cause to curse the Red Room a thousand times over but even she hadn't seen this coming. She'd never imagined Madame lied. She hadn’t considered Dreykov would want to keep the Winter Soldier’s child.
When Steve asked her to look for Bucky, she didn’t expect to find him. She wasn't prepared to find a 10 year old with red hair, green eyes, and her James's features.
She thought she’d lost her child forever, before she even had her, but it was all a lie. Now suddenly she’s mother to a traumatised 10 year old girl more familiar with guns than hugs. Her child has spent 3 years frozen in cryogenic storage and the other 10 training as a Widow.
And Natasha would go to the ends of the earth and fight any monster to protect her daughter but even she might not be up to the task of protecting her baby girl. Because the Red Room is still out there, and Dreykov will stop at nothing.
Set after CA:TWS
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18 Dec 2025
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Quiet When I'm Coming Home by MadGirl_SpaceGirl_StarGirl
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
15 Aug 2020
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Bucky Barnes is no stranger to nightmares.
But this one is pulling him apart and he can't even remember it.
With help from Steve, Natasha and Wanda he starts to pull the pieces together and this leads into a spiral of Hydra induced chaos.
All he can remember is this;
A voice.
A girl.
And a baby.(crappy summary story is way better I promise)
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17 Nov 2025
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The one and only father of felines: Bucky Barnes. by scratches
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), WandaVision (TV)
23 Aug 2021
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Bucky Barnes was the best cat dad.
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17 Nov 2025
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when everything's made to be broken (i just want you to know who i am) by stolen_lullabies
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
25 Jun 2025
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“You’re disappointed,” Peter says quietly, but it’s phrased in more of a question, because in all honesty Peter can’t tell what Erik is feeling right now. All he knows is that he’s here and he’s not leaving.
Erik looks affronted for a moment, eyebrows creased in resolve. “How could I be disappointed? You’re… you’re perfect.”
Or, 5 times Peter pictured telling Erik he was his son +1 time he actually did.
[Written for House of Dadneto 2025: 5+1+Confession+Embrace]
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- Part 4 of stolen_lullabies' House of Dadneto 2025
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24 Oct 2025