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It’s been a little over three years now, of the tradition regaining its footing, of not being able to go more than six or seven weeks without waking up to a photo in the group chat of one of them caught and scowling about it, and it turns out, not for the first time, that Xio was right: it is fun now, without the pressure of glory or death looming over them. It gives them all an excuse to not go too long without seeing each other, a good reason to travel and explore far flung areas of Reino del Sol and one another’s cities. It gives their brains something to work on in their free time, keeps them on their toes as they constantly, with a sense of genuine playful competitiveness, cast wary and watchful glances over their shoulders.
Still, Ocelo doubts any of the others use it for reasons like this.
Or, Ocelo enjoys a night with Dezi and Marino before coming to a realization in the morning.
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no one is chasing you but me (slow down, breathe deep, drop your guard) by hipsterchrist
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, What If...? (Cartoon 2021)
02 Sep 2025
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The terms on the paper, which looks like it was originally typed on a typewriter and has been photocopied at least four thousand times, are “Father” and “Mother.” After several minutes of considering his options, he finally settles for crossing out the “M” and writing “Father” next to the word as neatly as he can in the small available space, so the resulting form has information on Natasha’s “Father” and “Other Father.”
“I do same thing on the official enrollment documents,” Alexei says, peering over the Winter Fox’s shoulder. “So obsessed with the idea of traditional nuclear family, these people. So heteronormative. This is the '90s! This is America! Family can be anything.”
The Winter Fox says, “Family can be a recovering brainwashed ex-killer puppet, a super soldier ex-spy for a state that no longer exists, and two adopted daughters who were meant to become elite government-destabilizing assassins until they became stowaways.”
“Exactly!” Alexei exclaims. “You get it!”
Or: Bucky becomes a father, joins the PTA, falls in love with a fellow super soldier, reconciles his past & present, and becomes an Avenger, in that order.
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The AFC Richmond Coaching Team Accidentally Texted Me Their Play Strategies by hipsterchrist
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
25 Mar 2025
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Trent didn't think it could be real. Then the match started.
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D.W. might be right about them, eventually, but here, sharing a seat at the top of the ferris wheel and an enormous bag of purple cotton candy, just the two of them, as the sun sets on their last day of summer before eleventh grade, as they swing their feet out lazily over the fall carnival’s final weekend in town, as they entwine their sugar-sticky fingers together to hold hands, Brain knows what he would say.
Our love story began, he thinks, watching the orange and pink sunset hues paint the contours of Binky's face, the summer when he unionized the employees of Crosswire Motors.
Or, well, Brain and Binky fall in love against the backdrop of the Crosswire Motors Workers Union drive.
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“I just want to make sure I have this right,” Trent says, taking a moment to form the clarifying question in his head before he asks it. “If I had told you that I had feelings for you before you left London, it may have prompted you to realize you’re bisexual at that time, as opposed to fairly recently, and also to realize that you…felt attracted to me–” He barely avoids tripping over those words, they sound so absurd to his ears. “–and that would have made it more challenging for you to follow through with your decision to return to Kansas.”
Ted’s mouth quirks up into a small flash of a smile.
“You got a question in there, Trent?” he asks. Trent takes a breath. Fucking hell. Does he?
“Yeah…” he draws out. He swallows. He trains his eyes on Ted’s, no lower, not even a fleeting glance. He tilts his head. “Can I kiss you?”
Or, the AFC Richmond Family (complete with Ted and Henry Lasso) goes on holiday to Disney World, Trent and Ted confess some (but not all, at first, but eventually!) feelings to one another, and a considerable amount of hotel sex is had. Hip hip hooray for a Disney vacation!
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your favorite record by hipsterchrist
Fandom: One Direction (Band), Shawn Mendes (Musician)
08 Jul 2018
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redemption arc by hipsterchrist
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Great British Bake Off RPF
29 Dec 2019
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A response to your petition from President Barack Obama on threatening war against Italy until they release the Italian Supernatural cut where Dean Winchester reciprocates Castiel's love (and Castiel doesn't get sent to Turbo Hell) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Supernatural, Political RPF - US 21st c.
30 Jul 2021
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30 Jul 2021
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[podfic] (don't look down) we're still rising up by reena_jenkins
Fandoms: Julie and The Phantoms (TV)
25 Oct 2020
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"I can be bisexual? I thought that was, you know, only allowed for girls," Reggie says. Alex blinks at him. If this was anyone else, he'd think they were joking, but Reggie's eyes are wide and his mouth is open a little in some innocent degree of wonder. Alex isn't a violent guy, but he wants to go back in time and punch everyone who ever made Reggie feel like this was something he couldn't be.
"We should kiss!" Reggie exclaims, smacking at Alex's knee. "You and me! So I can be sure!"
Alex's brain comes stuttering to a slow halt.
Or, Alex gets talked into finishing something Luke started, Luke shows up late but finishes earliest, and Reggie is the one with the good ideas.
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26 Oct 2020
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i was found and now i don't roam these streets [Podfic] by lavendersiren
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
17 May 2016
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They’ve decided to start producing Bucky Bears again, now that he’s all shiny and redeemed and fighting for good on this big Avengers misfits team. "He has a little shiny gray arm," Bucky says, wiggling the stuffed arm in question, one of the tweaks made in the new model. It takes Steve a second to realize that Bucky’s got a small smile on his face, actually looks a little bit proud around the eyes.
Or, Bucky relearns himself and how to be on a team, the rest of the Avengers try to get answers, and everyone watches too much Criminal Minds.
Bookmarked by hipsterchrist
18 May 2016
Bookmarker's Notes
No one has ever podficced my fic before!!! This is so great!!!!!