i_ate_your_plants
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“Spit it out,” Sirius says, stern as a father might be. Naked on his back and boxed in under his godson, as a father should never be.
“Fine,” Harry says, eyes flashing. “I think you should fuck me as a dog, sometime,” is what comes out.
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Lance considers it for a moment, what it might take to request that Walter not dick himself down with his giant glittery purple dildo while he’s living here. However, it somehow sits weirder to imagine enforcing that boundary than just turning a blind eye to whatever happens in this room. He sighs, thumbing at the bridge of his nose in resignation . “Nah, it’s fine. I mean, I wouldn’t have even known if the box didn’t break, so—you do you, man. Just. Do you quietly. I better not hear any suspicious sounds coming from under the door in the middle of the night, ok?”
Walter grins, crooked incisor flashing in a way that tugs peculiarly at Lance’s insides. “Don’t worry. I can be quiet.”
And Lance really wishes those words would quit resounding on a loop in his head like a heartbeat.
Or, Lance sees Walter's dildo and can't stop thinking about it.
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After being Sorted into Slytherin, Harry had to deal with shunning from his Housemates, disappointed looks from professors, and avoidance from other Houses. He’s used to being alone, and is mainly studying hard for his NEWTS so that he can find a job in some country other than Britain. Theo Nott changes that in seventh year.
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16 Dec 2025
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Harry always finds a way to get into trouble, even when he isn't trying. Well, he was certainly not trying to do anything but take his NEWTs and become a productive member of society after the war with Voldemort was won. But what is this about a Necromancy NEWT and how did he come to take it? Better yet why is there a dead cat now sleeping in his bed.
Only Death knows.
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Master of Death Harry Potter wakes up on a different world, in a different body, and is left utterly confused.
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- Part 4 of Masters of Death in the Multiverse